Bill & Charlie's Bar

[bill-xxx]

Hello to all our old friends and newcomers alike. Welcome to Bill & Charlie's Bar - the place to meet other posters and to sit and chat while you sample your favourite tipple. Plenty to drink, lots of joking but alas no smoking.

We are open all hours (hic) and run a respectable Bar. (Although I argued with Charlie until I was blue in the face over that one!) No swearing, spitting or drun..drunk...drunken beeeehaviour (hic). We have a couple of bouncers to hand ~ she comes in on Friday nights.

Teetotallers are welcome and will be treated as normal. I jest ~ soft drinks are available at the bar along with light snacks. And finally, please use the emergency exit when Bill rambles on about the good ol' days and put plugs in your ears when Charlie 'sings'.

Come on in...:-D

[bill-xxx]

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:^O

I cannot possibly comment cos I might get a smack in the mush! :O:^O

[cee-dee]

Heck, it's taken him 2 days to recover but I think he might be for it if he goes for :-

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RkEpkUhYT_g

[bill-xxx]

😐

Sleepyhead ~ Passion Pit

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tn83QFzKe90

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[cee-dee]

Quite good.

[the-geezer]

Is it the drought?

[bill-xxx]

Nope ~ no drought here. Have a glass of water ~ on the house 😄

[Anonymous]

Coffee please Bill....pronto....B-)

[bill-xxx]

Hope this is pronto enough, Harry 😮

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Just made it inside the hr there. 😄

[bill-xxx]

What do you fancy, Caution? Before I get shot!  😮 :^O

[suzieseaside]

Waves to bill, charlie, caution, and all who are up there.

Been across the desert on a horse with no name (or was it harry's mule??) and am a tad thirsty. My round folks - so have what you like on me. 😄

Now let's test the landlord's mettle and memory ........ what do you reckon I would like bill - that looks all refreshing ? 😉

[bill-xxx]

Hi Suzie :-x Haven't seen you for a while. Now I know why. Been across the desert.

In that case I reckon you'll want something real cool ~ a Hawaiian Special 😄

[bill-xxx]

And thanks for the drink, Suzie 😄

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I'll have a strawberry milkshake thanks, Bill.

*waves to Suzie*

[bill-xxx]

One strawberry milkshake for Caution :-x

How's things with you today?

[suzieseaside]

I was thinking Mohito, but that Hawaiian special looks just the ticket Bill!  A landlord with creative imagination ! Perfect - cheers!

[Anonymous]

Pronto he calls that.........one hour! I've grown roots sitting here...

I turn my back for a while and this is what I get.........maybe he needs a proper incentive.....

[the-geezer]

Choklit?

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One strawberry milkshake for Caution :-x

How's things with you today?

Well ... that does look delicious!

That's lunch sorted then! 😛

[bill-xxx]

I was thinking Mohito, but that Hawaiian special looks just the ticket Bill!  A landlord with creative imagination ! Perfect - cheers!

The memory bank has kicked in now, Suzie ~ it was a Mohito you used to have, wasn't it?

But thanks for your compliment. I might have that done on a plaque and placed on the pub wall! 😄