Hello to all our old friends and newcomers alike. Welcome to Bill & Charlie's Bar - the place to meet other posters and to sit and chat while you sample your favourite tipple. Plenty to drink, lots of joking but alas no smoking.
We are open all hours (hic) and run a respectable Bar. (Although I argued with Charlie until I was blue in the face over that one!) No swearing, spitting or drun..drunk...drunken beeeehaviour (hic). We have a couple of bouncers to hand ~ she comes in on Friday nights.
Teetotallers are welcome and will be treated as normal. I jest ~ soft drinks are available at the bar along with light snacks. And finally, please use the emergency exit when Bill rambles on about the good ol' days and put plugs in your ears when Charlie 'sings'.
Come on in...:-D
Hi Hansy. Here's your pint of our finest. Sorry you appear to be lost, but most who come here usually are! :^O
Now what are these Confederates you speak of? 😮
Good afternoon squire and how's tricks? :^O
Thanks for the cawfee :-x
*slurps sips* 🙂
Btw, there seems to be something blocking the dishwasher......?
:^O
I thought you would like "squire" 
but I don't think it's quite Lord of the Manor...
*what a snob.*
It is where I come from. If I get called a @@@@ it's a compliment! :^O
Is that Boogie in the dishwasher? I wondered where he was! Haven't seen him since the mule took orf......
It's a scandal, y'know. That mule scarpering with the goat! At least your hanging baskets are safe now. But I thought something was wrong with the dishwasher the other day ~ my plate was all hairy! :^O
I'm fine but where's my cappuchino please? And one of those little shortbread biccies would be nice too...
Here's your cappuchino, Charlie. Have given you a plateful (gannet) of your choice of biccies. Hope they are short enough...:-)
😄
It is where I come from. If I get called a @@@@ it's a compliment! :^O
You should stay away from Buck House you know, William 😮 ~ that Philip can be rather rude! :^O
But I thought something was wrong with the dishwasher the other day ~ my plate was all hairy! :^O
Yes, I noticed that too! I did tell the cat orf but I think he's ignoring me......
Here's your cappuchino, Charlie. Have given you a plateful (gannet) of your choice of biccies. Hope they are short enough...:-)
Thank you for the coffee! But totally the wrong biccies 😛 twerp!
I meant like these!
Ooh look! another cup of coffee! :^O
You should stay away from Buck House you know, William ~ that Philip can be rather rude!
:^O
He certainly can! I was talking to him about how difficult it was to find the time to have a holiday and run a pub at the same time. But he changed the subject completely and asked me how often I manage it...:O How disgustingly rude is that?! :^O
But I thought something was wrong with the dishwasher the other day ~ my plate was all hairy!
Yes, I noticed that too! I did tell the cat orf but I think he's ignoring me......
:^O
I wouldn't do that you know. Boogie is very highly strung and will 'water' your petunias...:O :^O Last time I reprimanded him I had to bin my carpet slippers! 😮 :_| :^O
Thank you for the coffee! But totally the wrong biccies 
twerp!
You asked for SHORTBREAD and you got SHORTBREAD bimbo! 😮 :^O
If you went for a brain scan it would be a doddle! All over in a matter of seconds! ha! :^O
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Sorry to keep you waiting, Jimbo. Having trouble with the landlady. Am teaching her about biccies but it's proving a difficult job...
One Guinness for you...
He certainly can! I was talking to him about how difficult it was to find the time to have a holiday and run a pub at the same time. But he changed the subject completely and asked me how often I manage it...:O How disgustingly rude is that?!
:^O
Straight out of Basil Fawlty! Reminds me of this Bar of ours! :^O
I wouldn't do that you know. Boogie is very highly strung and will 'water' your petunias...:O :^O Last time I reprimanded him I had to bin my carpet slippers!
:^O
I've had my suspicions as to what he gets up to around the pool too! :_|
Do you think we should charge extra? :^O
You asked for SHORTBREAD and you got SHORTBREAD bimbo!
I said LITTLE shortbread biccies! Clorf ears! Not ginormous ones
(they were nice though! :^O :-x)
If you went for a brain scan it would be a doddle! All over in a matter of seconds! ha!
Charmin' :^O
I wouldn't go near one of those if I were you, Bill ~ because...................
no, better not say it! Never hear the end of it if I did!
Straight out of Basil Fawlty! Reminds me of this Bar of ours!
Me too, Sybil :^O Haven't seen my pet rat, have you? Last time I caught sight of it, it was eyeing up today's casserole 😮 :^O
I've had my suspicions as to what he gets up to around the pool too! 
Do you think we should charge extra?
I do ~ and it puts a whole new meaning to diving in at the deep end. But I ain't going there :^O
I said LITTLE shortbread biccies! Clorf ears! Not ginormous ones
(they were nice though! 
)
They WERE little ones. I know you often prefer something bigger but this time you wanted something smaller and you got it! My aim is to please not to tease....well sometimes :^O But I'm pleased you enjoyed them :-x
*Numbskull* :^O
If you went for a brain scan it would be a doddle! All over in a matter of seconds! ha!
Charmin'
As I always am ~ darling! 😄
I wouldn't go near one of those if I were you, Bill ~ because...................
no, better not say it! Never hear the end of it if I did!
Oh that's okay with me, Charlie. If you don't tell me I will be making a few alterations to something else I am writing just now *evil cackle* :^O
But even if you do, and it is abusive to me, I will still alter my script 😛 :^O
So you'd better have a rethink and come up with a nice comment ~ hadn't you? *more evil cackling* :^O
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