I thought you would like "squire" but I don't think it's quite Lord of the Manor...

*what a snob.*

It is where I come from. If I get called a @@@@ it's a compliment! :^O

Is that Boogie in the dishwasher? I wondered where he was! Haven't seen him since the mule took orf......

It's a scandal, y'know. That mule scarpering with the goat! At least your hanging baskets are safe now. But I thought something was wrong with the dishwasher the other day ~ my plate was all hairy! :^O

I'm fine but where's my cappuchino please? And one of those little shortbread biccies would be nice too...

Here's your cappuchino, Charlie. Have given you a plateful (gannet) of your choice of biccies. Hope they are short enough...:-)

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