Bill & Charlie's Bar

[bill-xxx]

Hello to all our old friends and newcomers alike. Welcome to Bill & Charlie's Bar - the place to meet other posters and to sit and chat while you sample your favourite tipple. Plenty to drink, lots of joking but alas no smoking.

We are open all hours (hic) and run a respectable Bar. (Although I argued with Charlie until I was blue in the face over that one!) No swearing, spitting or drun..drunk...drunken beeeehaviour (hic). We have a couple of bouncers to hand ~ she comes in on Friday nights.

Teetotallers are welcome and will be treated as normal. I jest ~ soft drinks are available at the bar along with light snacks. And finally, please use the emergency exit when Bill rambles on about the good ol' days and put plugs in your ears when Charlie 'sings'.

Come on in...:-D

[jimbo1lee]

A bucket of oats for the mule, on me Bill,?

er! I meant "on me" Bill,

not as in put it on my bill,

OH! booger " Whateverrr" :_|

"Nurse! I've fallen out of bed again" 😐

[bill-xxx]

You've come in here for your oats? 😮  I'll have you know this is a respectable bar. 😮

It's a good job the landlady is lounging on her @@@@ again in the sun busy doing important work at home or she would be cross 😐

Nurse! Put Jimbo back in bed and strap him in! :^O

[bill-xxx]

Cat and Dog funny (get out of my bed)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MXYhn2Wwxhs&feature=player_embedded

[ronnybabes]

Right, I'm away now.

Hope the repairs are satisfactory, it's as if  I never was here. Doors as good as new now.  Bye!!!!

[bill-xxx]

Good morning 🙂

Anybody up?

Sober?

Awake?

[**caution**opinion_ahead]

Good morning!

Yes, yes and yes! 😄

Has everyone else gone off on their hols then? 😐

Is there a rota for feeding the livestock?

:^O

[bill-xxx]

Don't get many women saying 'yes, yes, yes', like that, Caution 😮 :^O

Not on my hols, but on my toes! Fancy a drink? :-x

[**caution**opinion_ahead]

A satisfied customer! 

I'll have a coffee ... as you're offering. 😉

[jimbo1lee]

Women say yes,yes,yes, to me, B-)

OH! Charleeeee, may I have a pint of guinness,? 🙂

a large whiskey,? 🙂

and a packet of crisps,? 🙂  please.

[bill-xxx]

Satisfaction guaranteed 😄

One coffee for Caution :^O

[bill-xxx]

Women say yes,yes,yes, to me, B-)

OH! Charleeeee, may I have a pint of Guinness,? 🙂

a large whiskey,? 🙂

and a packet of crisps,? 🙂  please.

Sorry to disappoint you, Jimbo, but Charlie is not here yet so you'll have to make do with me...:-D

*Probably half cut anyway and wouldn't know who served him* :^O

[bill-xxx]

Hey, seen this new Edit thingy? Any ideas what that's all about then? I clicked on it and it said 'Edit this post' When I got inside it said 'You cannot edit this post' :^O

[bill-xxx]

:_|

Now the 'edit function' has gorn" :^O

[jimbo1lee]

I dont do things by half Bill,;\

I'm fully cut,*hic*, :-p.

shame again *hic* pleeesh,*hic*-hold the crithps *hic* :^O

[**caution**opinion_ahead]

Bill, if that happens again, can you take a screen shot?  James is collecting them. 😉  The illusive lesser-spotted edit is a rare species, on a par with the Abominable Snowman.  😛

[bill-xxx]

I am waiting to pounce, caution. I have a pith helmet and a net! :^O

[**caution**opinion_ahead]

Well done!

Boy Scout, were you? :^O

I'll have the crisps Jimbo doesn't want ... as long as they are salt 'n' vinegar! 😛

[bill-xxx]

Dib-dib! :^O

Never quite made the grade for the scouts. Failed on the fire-lighting test. Rubbed my two sticks together and burnt the tent down :O:^O

[**caution**opinion_ahead]

Ooh, a grab bag!  Twice the size of a multi-pack bag.  Most generous of you, Bill.

If you burnt the tent down, that is surely evidence you were more than capable of lighting a fire. :^O

[bill-xxx]

Well you are our best customer, caution. We must look after you.

As for the tent-burning incident, well it was a weeny bit more than that. The tent next to mine also caught light ~ and the entire woods a few trees.

Then one of the fire engines and the farmhouse in the next field and...and...and 😮 :^O