He certainly can! I was talking to him about how difficult it was to find the time to have a holiday and run a pub at the same time. But he changed the subject completely and asked me how often I manage it...:O How disgustingly rude is that?!

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Straight out of Basil Fawlty! Reminds me of this Bar of ours! :^O

I wouldn't do that you know. Boogie is very highly strung and will 'water' your petunias...:O :^O Last time I reprimanded him I had to bin my carpet slippers!

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I've had my suspicions as to what he gets up to around the pool too! :_|

Do you think we should charge extra? :^O

You asked for SHORTBREAD and you got SHORTBREAD bimbo!

I said LITTLE shortbread biccies! Clorf ears! Not ginormous ones

(they were nice though! :^O :-x)

If you went for a brain scan it would be a doddle! All over in a matter of seconds! ha!

Charmin' :^O

I wouldn't go near one of those if I were you, Bill ~ because...................

no, better not say it! Never hear the end of it if I did!