Straight out of Basil Fawlty! Reminds me of this Bar of ours!

Me too, Sybil :^O Haven't seen my pet rat, have you? Last time I caught sight of it, it was eyeing up today's casserole 😮 :^O

I've had my suspicions as to what he gets up to around the pool too!

Do you think we should charge extra?

I do ~ and it puts a whole new meaning to diving in at the deep end. But I ain't going there :^O

I said LITTLE shortbread biccies! Clorf ears! Not ginormous ones

(they were nice though! )

They WERE little ones. I know you often prefer something bigger but this time you wanted something smaller and you got it! My aim is to please not to tease....well sometimes :^O But I'm pleased you enjoyed them :-x

*Numbskull* :^O

If you went for a brain scan it would be a doddle! All over in a matter of seconds! ha!

Charmin'

As I always am ~ darling! 😄

I wouldn't go near one of those if I were you, Bill ~ because...................

no, better not say it! Never hear the end of it if I did!

Oh that's okay with me, Charlie. If you don't tell me I will be making a few alterations to something else I am writing just now *evil cackle* :^O

But even if you do, and it is abusive to me, I will still alter my script 😛 :^O

So you'd better have a rethink and come up with a nice comment ~ hadn't you? *more evil cackling* :^O