A bit of fun quotes.

[Anonymous]

I tried to follow my dreams, but now I have multiple restraining orders.

[Anonymous]

To my children:

Never make fun of having to help me with computer stuff.

I taught you how to use a spoon.

[Anonymous]

I don't have an inner child.

I have an inner old person who wants everyone to be quiet.

[Anonymous]

Don't just assume that when I'm angry that I'm on my period, otherwise when you're sleeping I will just assume that you are dead and bury you in my back yard.

[fallen-archie]

[Anonymous]

I'm making some changes in my life.

If you don't hear anything from me, you're one of them. 

[Anonymous]

I like a woman with a head on her shoulders. I hate necks. Steve Martin

[evoman3957]

Some people bring happiness wherever they go, others........whenever they go.

[Anonymous]

Whenever I'm sad, you are there.

Whenever I'm having problems, you are always there.

Whenever my life seems out of control, you are always there.

Let's face it...You are bad luck!

[Anonymous]

At weddings old people tap me and say, "You're next".

So I started doing that to them at funerals.

[cee-dee]

The secret of getting ahead is getting started.

[fallen-archie]

[cee-dee]

Ars longa, vita brevis. Tempus Fugit.

[fallen-archie]

Ave caesar! Morituri te salutamus

[littleme61_6]

I believe we should all pay our tax with a smile. I tried - but they wanted cash.

[evoman3957]

I remember when studying Latin at school, we learnt some nonsense poem; using latin words, but read as if it were English ( lets see if I get it right now )

Caesar ad sum jam forte

Pompet ad erat

Caesar sic in omnibus

Pompey in is at

[023mjc]

I love that one Harry.  My son is soooooooo going to hear that !

[023mjc]

Don't confuse my personality with my attitude.  My personality is who I am.  My attitude depends on who you are.

[023mjc]

Political correctness is a doctrine fostered by a delusional, illogical minority, and rabidly promoted by an unscrupulous mainstream media, which holds forth the proposition that it is entirely possible to pick up a piece of dung by the clean end. ( unknown texas A&M student)

[astrologica]

If people could read my mind....I'd get punched in the face a lot.