A bit of fun quotes.

[Anonymous]

I tried to follow my dreams, but now I have multiple restraining orders.

[Anonymous]

Next time a stranger talks to me when I'm alone, I will just look at him shocked and just whisper quietly, "You can see me?"

[cee-dee]

Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until they speak.

[Anonymous]

Don't worry about walking a mile in my shoes..., just try a day thinking in my head.

[Anonymous]

If I make you breakfast in bed, a simple "thank you" is all I need.

Not all this "how did you get in my house?"  business.

[jd.linklater]

The more you weigh, the harder you are to kidnap. Stay safe, eat cake.

[littleme61_6]

To keep Littleme quiet, give her cake. 

[jd.linklater]

Chocolate comes from cocoa which is a tree. That makes it a plant, so chocolate is really a kind of salad.