30-12-2016 4:36 PM
20-02-2017 3:44 PM
Next time a stranger talks to me when I'm alone, I will just look at him shocked and just whisper quietly, "You can see me?"
20-02-2017 4:03 PM
Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until they speak.
It's life Jim, but not as WE know it.
Live long and prosper.
07-03-2017 7:56 PM
Don't worry about walking a mile in my shoes..., just try a day thinking in my head.
07-03-2017 7:59 PM
If I make you breakfast in bed, a simple "thank you" is all I need.
Not all this "how did you get in my house?" business.
07-03-2017 8:25 PM
The more you weigh, the harder you are to kidnap. Stay safe, eat cake.
07-03-2017 8:46 PM - edited 07-03-2017 8:46 PM
To keep Littleme quiet, give her cake.
08-03-2017 2:14 PM
Chocolate comes from cocoa which is a tree. That makes it a plant, so chocolate is really a kind of salad.