Bill & Charlie's Bar

[bill-xxx]

Hello to all our old friends and newcomers alike. Welcome to Bill & Charlie's Bar - the place to meet other posters and to sit and chat while you sample your favourite tipple. Plenty to drink, lots of joking but alas no smoking.

We are open all hours (hic) and run a respectable Bar. (Although I argued with Charlie until I was blue in the face over that one!) No swearing, spitting or drun..drunk...drunken beeeehaviour (hic). We have a couple of bouncers to hand ~ she comes in on Friday nights.

Teetotallers are welcome and will be treated as normal. I jest ~ soft drinks are available at the bar along with light snacks. And finally, please use the emergency exit when Bill rambles on about the good ol' days and put plugs in your ears when Charlie 'sings'.

Come on in...:-D

[bill-xxx]

Bill looks over at Charlie and begins to sing...........

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rI4fzajz3Ok

😮

:^O

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*wonders if Bill and Charlie are open for business, it being a Bank Holiday w'end and all*

*helps self in meantime*

[jimbo1lee]

BIL-IL-IL, OH! BIL-IL-IL, AR-AR-ARE YOU-OU-OU THERE-ERE-ERE,

A PINT-INT-INT OF-OF-OF GUINNESS-NESS-NESS PLEASE-EASE-EASE.

(THINKS! where is everyone.?)

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*passes Jimbo a pint before he expires of thirst*

[bill-xxx]

Sorry Jimbo! :^O

My bus Chauffeur was held up :^O

[bill-xxx]

*wonders if Bill and Charlie are open for business, it being a Bank Holiday w'end and all*

*helps self in meantime*

Sorry Caution ~ we were out the back tending to the roses. 😐

Can I get you anything?

[ronnybabes]

Blimey!! Charle & Bill this is nice.

Haven't been in here for months.

Hmm!! everything the same as last time more, or less.

Little bit quiet today though.......

I'll have the usual please...

What's that?  ?:|

Who am I?

Oh dear!!!    😐

[bill-xxx]

It's been a while since you've been in, Ronny ~ what's your tipple? 😄 Whisky, wasn't it?

[ronnybabes]

You remembered!!!  :-x  Ice and a drop of water please.

[bill-xxx]

Yep, memory bank kicked in...:-D

Here we are, Ronny. One whisky with ice and water...

[ronnybabes]

Cheers!! You're very good health...

[jimbo1lee]

The guinness was O.K. Bill, but the spider in the bottom of the glass was a bit crunchy.  :^O

[jimbo1lee]

The guinness was O.K. Bill, but the spider in the bottom of the glass was a bit crunchy.  :^O

[jimbo1lee]

Oops,,,Sorry! - double post,  😄

(reminder to self,"take more water with it".)

[bill-xxx]

TWO spiders, Jimbo? That'll be another 50p please!  😄

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Sorry Caution ~ we were out the back tending to the roses. 😐

Can I get you anything?

I'll have a coffee, thanks.  And a hot cross bun.  Just for ballast, you understand. 😉

[bill-xxx]

Good morning, Caution :-x

One coffee and one ballast hot cross bun.

(The milk for the coffee is to the left of the cup. Just out of view).:-D

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I like mine black. B-)

But I hope there is lots of butter in that bun. 😐  Warming melting.  Oozing through the bottom layer towards the plate. 😉

[bill-xxx]

I like mine black. B-)

But I hope there is lots of butter in that bun. 😐  Warming melting.  Oozing through the bottom layer towards the plate. 😉

In that case there is no milk to the left of the cup.:-D

The butter oozeth all over the bun, the plate, the floor, the ceiling and down my shirt  ~ tis very buttery! 😄

[cee-dee]

****NEWSFLASH****

Bill the bartender is temporarily indisposed, he's nearly gone blind because he followed Charlie down the town:-

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kUHipqGuG5s