14-05-2011 2:15 PM
Hello to all our old friends and newcomers alike. Welcome to Bill & Charlie's Bar - the place to meet other posters and to sit and chat while you sample your favourite tipple. Plenty to drink, lots of joking but alas no smoking.
We are open all hours (hic) and run a respectable Bar. (Although I argued with Charlie until I was blue in the face over that one!) No swearing, spitting or drun..drunk...drunken beeeehaviour (hic). We have a couple of bouncers to hand ~ she comes in on Friday nights.
Teetotallers are welcome and will be treated as normal. I jest ~ soft drinks are available at the bar along with light snacks. And finally, please use the emergency exit when Bill rambles on about the good ol' days and put plugs in your ears when Charlie 'sings'.
Come on in...:-D
29-05-2011 6:56 PM
29-05-2011 7:01 PM
The minute I open my mouth someone jumps on me
Oh, give over! You love it! :-x:^O
It shows then, does it? :^O
But I know you really don't mean it so I will talk some more.
Oh no! Not more of ze talking...:O. OK, get on with it! :^O
Can't wait. *bless* :^O
During the war....:O Sorry, can't go on. Got bored myself there! :^O
Stop prodding! I AM awake, gerrooff! :O:^O I'm waiting fer you to say something interestin' fer once! B-)
Oh really? 😄 How about this for starters then? Fancy a snog? :^O
Your fault for wearing those dark specs! :^O:-p
29-05-2011 7:03 PM
29-05-2011 7:05 PM
:^O
No, me neither, Caution!
Too much drinking and gardening to do instead!
Something has to fall off the list....:^O
Stone me! 😮 Drinking & gardening. Bet she's got a bouquet of carrots in a vase :_| :^O
29-05-2011 8:02 PM
Remember this guy, Charlie? Frank Pickle from The Vicar of Dibley?
Known for capturing a wide audience with his looooooong never-ending tales? :^O
I learned from him, y'know :^O I have invited him here to speak to you :^O ...when you've got a spare week! :^O
The food will be prepared by his companion..The Queen of Cordon Bleurgh, Letitia Cropley :O:^O
:^O
29-05-2011 8:08 PM
Evening all, can I have my usual please bill and a Prune juice for james please :^O
29-05-2011 9:04 PM
I believe this was your drink, Hansy?
And a dose for James :|:^O
It's organic BTW ~ a right goer! :^O
29-05-2011 9:08 PM
Any idea whats going on on here today, I am sure threads are randomly disappearing and its hellish slow loading pages, worst I've seen for ages, my puter seems ok so is anyone else having trouble?
29-05-2011 9:20 PM
Any idea whats going on on here today, I am sure threads are randomly disappearing and its hellish slow loading pages, worst I've seen for ages, my puter seems ok so is anyone else having trouble?
I've had two threads disappear over the past six weeks. After contacting James, and then him getting in touch with Liveworld, they were both returned.
At the moment though things seem okay here. Well, okay as far as eBay are concerned. 🙂
29-05-2011 11:36 PM
Time for a drink.....
29-05-2011 11:40 PM
Here you are, Tommy. Sleep peacefully! 😄
29-05-2011 11:58 PM
Thanks Bill..If anyone wants me I will be in the lounge..
30-05-2011 12:01 AM
BTW Tommy ~ the Lounge is now the swimming pool so watch ou...
@@@@! Too late! :^O
30-05-2011 7:26 AM
Morning everyone,thats the first time i have slept in a swimming pool, glad it is heated..
30-05-2011 10:18 AM
Morning Tommy 😄
I did try to warn you but I couldn't stop laughing was too late 😐
30-05-2011 10:37 AM
Come on in Bill the waters warm..
30-05-2011 11:07 AM
A drunk man visiting a graveyard saw a tombstone that read: “Here lies John Smith, a lawyer and an honest man.”“How about that!” he exclaimed. “They’ve got three people buried in one grave.”
30-05-2011 11:21 AM
Oh, well done, Caution :-x
On getting the snipe!
Ooh, so I did!
Morning all! Coffee please, bartender. :-x
30-05-2011 11:24 AM
One coffee for Caution :-x
How are you this fine morning?
30-05-2011 11:25 AM
What snipe the next one is 1881..