Bill & Charlie's Bar

[bill-xxx]

Hello to all our old friends and newcomers alike. Welcome to Bill & Charlie's Bar - the place to meet other posters and to sit and chat while you sample your favourite tipple. Plenty to drink, lots of joking but alas no smoking.

We are open all hours (hic) and run a respectable Bar. (Although I argued with Charlie until I was blue in the face over that one!) No swearing, spitting or drun..drunk...drunken beeeehaviour (hic). We have a couple of bouncers to hand ~ she comes in on Friday nights.

Teetotallers are welcome and will be treated as normal. I jest ~ soft drinks are available at the bar along with light snacks. And finally, please use the emergency exit when Bill rambles on about the good ol' days and put plugs in your ears when Charlie 'sings'.

Come on in...:-D

[Anonymous]

OI!!!

I haven't left my mule....I can't leave behind anything when I haven't left myself....

..and my mule don't like people laughing....he has the crazy idea you're laughing at him....]:)

[09charliegirl]

Scarpered again????????

I have never left your place. Lay my head down on that cheap table with formica top and haven't moved since...I'm stuck to whatever someone spilled on it.....

If....someone would have bothered cleaning it..I would have been on my merry way...X-(

Ooops!:^O

Sorry Harry! :-x

Never noticed you there!:-D

I'm not sure where you're sleepin' but this place has been decorated by Lawrence Lewellyn Boring and he wouldn't touch formica! *gasps with horror* :^O

Can you please sort out the mule? Or are you leaving him with us? 😮 :^O

[bill-xxx]

..and she's left her mule here, Bill, he's been eating some ciggies left on the back step....

He's been smoking 'em too! I wondered why it asked me for a light.. :^O

seems happy enough though! :O:^O

Wait until he gets the trotglobers! :O:^O

No, not heard the one about the shower...is it a good one? B-):O:^O

It was amazing! Far too norty to put on here though..:^O

[bill-xxx]

:^O

I'm not sure where you're sleepin' but this place has been decorated by Lawrence Lewellyn Boring and he wouldn't touch formica! *gasps with horror* :^O

Formica? Oh for @@@@ sake! :O:_|

What a plank! :O:^O

[bill-xxx]

A Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman go out to a pub and order 3 pints.

They each find a fly floating on the top of their beer. The Brit says, “barman, can I have a spoon?" and quietly removes the fly from his beer.

The Irishman says, "Get out of there!" and flicks the fly away with a finger.

The Scotsman picks the fly up, shakes it and yells, "Spit it out you b*****d! Spit it out!" :^O

[09charliegirl]

:^O

I'm not sure where you're sleepin' but this place has been decorated by Lawrence Lewellyn Boring and he wouldn't touch formica! *gasps with horror* :^O

Formica? Oh for @@@@ sake! :O:_|

What a plank! :O:^O

:^O

Well, he wouldn't! Nor leather either! 😛 Or planks :^O

But he might make an exception with you..:O

*Lots of planks in Margate* :^O

[bill-xxx]

Well, he wouldn't! Nor leather either! Or planks

No, he wouldn't darling 🙂

But he might make an exception with you..

'scuse me? 😮

*Lots of planks in Margate*

I'm on your side - face ache! 😮 What you having a pop at me for?

It's the sea, isn't it? 'Cos you ain't got any - you're jealous - that's it! :^O

Mwaaaaah

Bless...

[09charliegirl]

Is it too early for yer drink, Bill ?

...calm you down?:^O

[bill-xxx]

Coming soon to staff rest room...:-)

😄

[bill-xxx]

Is it too early for yer drink, Bill ?

...calm you down?:^O

Thank you, Charlie ~ very nice of you :-x

Anything you fancy...? 😄

[algasmoon]

Here's a bar sign for you, hope it goes with the decor

[skyfly2112]

Hi ya all, loving the atmosphere in here...

a will have a blue lagoon please.

[skyfly2112]

Here's a sign for behine the bar Bill.

[09charliegirl]

Thanks for the signs, Algas and Lin

When I stop laughing, I'll put them up! :^O :^O :^O

I'm glad you brought your drink with you, Lin...I might have been in Google for the rest of the night! :^O

...welcome to the Bar, by the way! :-x

[bill-xxx]

Here's a sign for behine the bar Bill.

😮

:^O

Love it, Lin :^O ...and the sign! :O:^O

How are you? Haven't seen you for a while?

[bill-xxx]

Hi ya all, loving the atmosphere in here...

That's nice of you to say so, Lin :-x  We hope it stays that way...:-D

[merehazle]

Bill

I think you should see my item for 'Pub Memorabilia' 😉 on ebay now.

Perhaps you already have? I got two watchers ;-);-)

What a wonderful, wonderful attraction it would make in your lovely, lovely little pub 😉     (no I'm not crafty :-p).

Well, I have told you anyway.

See ya later Bill lovely, lovely Pub person you.

[bill-xxx]

Bill

I think you should see my item for 'Pub Memorabilia' 😉 on ebay now.

Perhaps you already have? I got two watchers ;-);-)

What a wonderful, wonderful attraction it would make in your lovely, lovely little pub 😉     (no I'm not crafty :-p).

Well, I have told you anyway.

See ya later Bill lovely, lovely Pub person you.

All those nice comments! 😮 You're not after a free drink by any chance, are you? :^O Just kidding.

I saw the pub sign ~ very nice indeed! If this Bar was real I'd bid on it!

Drop in again sometime and have a tipple 😄

[bill-xxx]

SELF-SERVICE SCHEME IN OPERATION DURING OUR ABSENCE.

We are busy discussing the possibility of employing extra staff ~ so behave! 😄

Official notice will follow later.

CCTV in operation for your own safety - thank you for your co-operation

Charlie & Bill :-x:-x

[algasmoon]

So what you're saying is:-

'inn-experienced staff needed' 😉