A Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman go out to a pub and order 3 pints.

They each find a fly floating on the top of their beer. The Brit says, “barman, can I have a spoon?" and quietly removes the fly from his beer.

The Irishman says, "Get out of there!" and flicks the fly away with a finger.

The Scotsman picks the fly up, shakes it and yells, "Spit it out you b*****d! Spit it out!" :^O