Well, he wouldn't! Nor leather either! Or planks

No, he wouldn't darling 🙂

But he might make an exception with you..

'scuse me? 😮

*Lots of planks in Margate*

I'm on your side - face ache! 😮 What you having a pop at me for?

It's the sea, isn't it? 'Cos you ain't got any - you're jealous - that's it! :^O

Mwaaaaah

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