Just Fun Limericks :-D

[fairyfoot2]

There is no need to follow strictly to how the rhythm of a limerick is normally written if you prefer not to, just let it flow. 😄

**Just the 'First - Second, and Last Lines' need to rhyme with each other, as do lines Three and Four need to rhyme with each other too.**

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There is a place called 'ebay cafe'

where many come along to play

over here we run

to have such fun

and fairy is the quieT one they say. :^O

[mr-expresso]

In the middle of the night I heard

The chirping if a rare bird...

[fairyfoot2]

In the middle of the night I heard

The chirping if a rare bird...

it sounded really sweet

[mr-expresso]

In the middle of the night I heard

The chirping of a rare bird...

it sounded really sweet

When it went tweet tweet tweet..

[barbara.1482]

In the middle of the night I heard

The chirping of a rare bird...

it sounded really sweet

When it went tweet tweet tweet..

It was only Mr Ex making noises like a nerd.:^O;-)

Here I sit upon my bottom :^O

[fairyfoot2]

:^O

Here I sit upon my bottom

with my PJ's I have gottum

[barbara.1482]

Here I sit on my bottom

with my pj's I have gottum

I bought 'em in the sales in 'Tottnum'

[fairyfoot2]

Here I sit on my bottom

with my pj's I have gottum

I bought 'em in the sales in 'Tottnum'

 as I didn't want to forgetum

[barbara.1482]

Here I sit on my bottom

with my pj's I have gottum

I bought 'em in the sales in 'tottnum'

as I didn't want to forgetum

And that would make me feel rotten

There was once a Witch from the East :^O

[shms23]

There was once a Witch from the East

Who suffered from too much yeast

she looked inside her tum

and wiggled her bum

but no-one cared in the least.......

😛

My girlfriend once said to me..............

[mr-expresso]

My girlfriend once said to me..............

On ebay you bought a lock and key....

Are you hoping for some bondage

Yes my dear I responded..

Next Sunday if you are free......

[barbara.1482]

There was once a witch from the East

Who with the wizard she sat down to feast

They were rudely disturbed, ;\ by some ignorant bird

And her manners were somewhat absurd

So a spell was quickly cast, and it worked pretty fast :O:-p 

[barbara.1482]

Wake up Fairy get out of bed :^O

[fairyfoot2]

Wake up Fairy get out of bed 😄

hold on Barbara, I need to be fed :^O

[barbara.1482]

Wake up Fairy get out of bed:-D

hold on Barbara, I need to be fed:^O

I left some birdseed on the table:O

[fairyfoot2]

Wake up Fairy get out of bed 😄

hold on Barbara, I need to be fed :^O

I left some birdseed on the table 😮

that we got from Auntie Mable 😄

[barbara.1482]

Wake up Fairy get out of bed:-D

hold on Barbara,I need to be fed:^O

I left some birdseed on the table:O

that we got from Auntie Mable:-D

Oh that old trout, third time wed;\

[fairyfoot2]

:^O:^O

Today has been one of those days 

[barbara.1482]

Today has been one of those days

I've not had much time to laze

[fairyfoot2]

Today has been one of those days

I've not had much time to laze

doing bits of this and that

[barbara.1482]

Today has been one of those days

I've not had much time to laze

doing bits of this and that

clearing out all that tat