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I think Clare Balding should become a Member of Parliament. Why not indeed, she seems to have her finger in every other pie ?
Suggested Name. The United Kingdom Chin Party.
This statement was brought to you via, 'The Clare Balding (Chin) Appreciation Society'.
President: Clare Balding.
Honourary Member: Bruce Forsyth.
(Past President; Jimmy Hill).
Yes Astro, the promises from the Bullingdon Boy are coming thick and fast now. Hasn't he also promised cheaper rail fares ? Next it'll be cheaper prices in 'Poundland', and free entry to all sporting events. Honestly, you could laugh your socks off at the sheer desperation.
Not heard from the esteemed Howling Laud Wolf. Can it be that he's keeping his powder dry until the 7th May, when he will trounce the rest of them off the planet ?
VOTE FOR (MORE) LUNACY - VOTE THE MONSTER RAVING LOONY PARTY - YOU KNOW IT MAKES SENSE.
I have usually decided by this late stage who will be getting my vote regardless of who promises what, but I'm finding it really difficult this year. As others have said I have never seen such an uninspiring bunch of no-hopers. I am still determined to place my vote but I have no idea who will get it, the way things are going I will probably decide on the day. What a pitiful state of affairs. 
@electric*mayhem*band wrote:I think Clare Balding should become a Member of Parliament. Why not indeed, she seems to have her finger in every other pie ?
Suggested Name. The United Kingdom Chin Party.
This statement was brought to you via, 'The Clare Balding (Chin) Appreciation Society'.
President: Clare Balding.
Honourary Member: Bruce Forsyth.
(Past President; Jimmy Hill).
Yes agree.
The fact is that other poor fella Phillip Schofield, who l have no doubt would do any job that she wouldn't. And she what he wouldn't.
Sick of the sight of the pair of them. And you might just think that others that need a few bob would get a chance if these two greedy charmers would turn something down.
Anyway: Hans Steininger, the burgomaster, of Braunau (then Bavaria, now Austria), died when he broke his neck by tripping over his own beard. [26] (sorry, pause for a laugh 
) ... The beard, which was 4.5 feet (1.4 m) long at the time, was usually kept in a rolled up leather pouch.
Not a lot of people know that...
An apt description anthony.
How about a vote for the Democratic Dalek Alliance?
British voters have complained of being dispirited and cynical due to the dishonesty of politicians and pantomime politics of traditional mainstream centre parties who are now deemed to be too untrustworthy and despicable to get an easy run at being voted for every single time.
Citizens have now decided it’s worth taking a punt on new party The Democratic Dalek Alliance just in case something good happens.
UK resident Darren Smallpop said, ‘They say they are very nice and have promised not to harvest us for their own ends, so that can’t be a bad thing.
‘They have also ensured they will not cheat on their expenses claims and insisted they will not be a safe haven for sinister peadophile networks. As far as I’m concerned they tick all the boxes.’
Green Party leader Natalie Bennett has urged the public to think twice before voting for The Alliance claiming, ‘The Green Party already offers a genuine alternative to the corporate sponsored Westminster establishment which will put governance back into the hands of the people it should serve. Yes politics is broken but the last thing the country needs is a knee jerk reaction toward The Democratic Dalek Alliance. It’s not clear we can trust them.’
But the public have been determined not to fall for the words of a women who has been discovered to be half Australian.
The election is set for the 7th of May but The Alliance has indicated they may storm parliament sooner, if they feel like it.
The idea of having a general election every 5 years or so, is just to give Joe Public the illusion of having a choice.
Whereas, the real choice, that of the candidate being voted for was made by 12 men in dirty raincoats or 12 women in funny hats.
And a simple reply to any politicians answer to a question would be
Unfortunately, although the answer was indeed clear, simple, and straightforward, there is some difficulty in justifiably assigning to it the fourth of the epithets you applied to the statement, inasmuch as the precise correlation between the information you communicated and the facts, insofar as they can be determined and demonstrated, is such as to cause epistemological problems, of sufficient magnitude as to lay upon the logical and semantic resources of the English language a heavier burden than they can reasonably be expected to bear.
I go 4 IKIP or do I mean I'll kip. Yup thryre the moir trusty
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