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I AM RUNNING A POLL

WHO DO YOU HATE THE MOST ? 1. PETER ANDRE 2. VICTORIA BECKHAM 3. KATIE PRICE 4. CHERYL COLE 5. EBAY CUSTOMER SERVICES 6. SHIRLEY FROM EASTENDERS 7. SHARON FROM EASTENDERS 8. JAI FROM EMMERDALE 9. JUSTIN BEIBER 10. LOUIE WALSH MY VOTE GOES TO NUMBER 5

Dear Son

Dear Son, I'm writing this slow 'cause I know you can't read fast. We don't live where we did when you left. Your dad read in the paper that most accidents happen within twenty miles of home, so we moved. Won't be able to send you the address as the ...

WARNING!! A simply awful "Duck" joke!!

A Duck walks into a pub and orders a pint of beer and a ham sandwich. The barman looks at him and says, "Hang on! You're a duck." "I see your eyes are working," replies the duck. "And you can talk!" Exclaims the barman. "I see your ears are working, ...

What is your favourite example of Political correctness

Here are a few to get you thinking. 1. The BBC has dropped the use of the terms Before Christ (BC) and Anno Domini (AD) on one of their programmes and decided that the terms 'Before Common Era' / 'Common Era' are more appropriate 2. The European Parl...

Old Summary page?

Does this link give you back your old summary page? http://my.ebay.co.uk/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?MyEbayBeta¤tPage=MyeBayNextSummary&SubmitAction.LandingPageCustomizeUpdateAction=x&ssPageName=STRK:MESUMX:CUST

Anyone know anything about.........

Eel traps? When I was a kid, my grandparens lived in the middle of a country estate and not far away was a most beautiful lake and walking round it we pased "the Eel Trap". It seemed to be a brick structure and was quite deep but how did it work? Was...

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Well actually her name is Georgia, but it wasn’t always that way, since a genital defect led to her being registered at birth as a boy called George William Ziadie.She was subsequently raised as a boy by her parents, in spite of other relatives quest...

To all who knew Jillyjingle

Hi everyone. It feels really odd writing this I don't know how many of you remember my my mum Marion. She was a regular poster and seller on here for years with a variety of collectables. I sadly need to let you know she passed away on the 2nd of Oct...

I was on my way to Wales.

I was driving down a Motorway in England when my wife piped up,"I think those people in the car next to us are from Wales"."Why do you think that?" I asked"Well, the kids in that car are writing on the window and it says, "stit ruoy su wohs".

how do you get ebay to recognise a repeat offender of abuse on ebay ? it is truly amazing still on e

A woman ! who continues to sell buy and be offensive ,whom was sanctioned only by myself complaining to ebay repeatidly to ebay ! she is claerly offensive and since returning to ebay has called someone a diked! which i feel is being spelt incorrect o...

What kind of person?

Goes trekking up Ben Nevis when a much advertised storm is about to hit the area. Yes Storm Abigail thundered into the north of Scotland Blowing heavy rain at speeds in excess of 80mph just as some idiot decided to go walkabout up the Mountain. Membe...

Sign in problems?

Sooooo.......... after trying to sign in for ages and getting messages like "Page unavailable" and on sign in "Oops, that's not a match", I wondered if it was just the chat bords that were giving problems. I wondered if the boards about buying/sellin...

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Warren Mitchel dies aged 89

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/entertainment-arts-34820371 Superb actor One of my favourite quotes by him:- "People who couldn’t understand what the writer was at were beyond redemption anyway. A guy came up to me in Tottenham once and said, ‘Hey, Alf, I ...

It Looks like JJ has gone.

It Looks increasingly likely that the US have managed to eliminate Jihadi John. Never nice to welcome death but such a severely deranged individual would most likely have continued his depravity until he was either captured or killed. I know that the...

How long should it take?

To post on here. I find it excruciatingly slow for example a single word on the word thread can take 30 seconds+ I can understand the possible desire to allow software to scan for expletives etc but I know of no other place that posting takes so long...

I'm a bit of a ponderer

As I’m lying around my house, pondering the problems of the world …. I realise that at my age I don't really give a rat's thingy anymore. If walking is good for your health, the postman would be immortal. A whale swims all day, only eats fish, drinks...

10 months to 77 years.

That was the age range of the people who lost their lives on a Russian plane in Egypt. It's a week since the tragedy took place as we await confirmation, if it is possible, of what caused the Crash. I cannot help reflecting as we approach remembrance...

Kids....... eh!

My wife threw a dinner party for all our friends, some of whom we hadn't seen for ages and everyone was encouraged to bring their children along as well.All through dinner my wife's best friend's four-year-old daughter stared at me as I sat opposite ...

hi i do not think your repot an item has the scope for this ****** all hollow point soft nose

hi i do not think your repot an item has the scope for this ****** all hollow point soft nose expanding ammunition even inert are section 1 firearm restricted this item could carry a 5 year prison term even for a licence holder with out this caliber ...

What's the idea?

What's behind the idea of that Everest Windows advert where that bloke dressed as a Viking goes around annoying his mate "Chris" by blowing his horn? I don't see how that has any connection with windows?

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Things your parents told that were untrue .....

Like,The moon is made of cheese !If you eat lots of fish you will become brainy ! A downright lie because I ate lots of fish and am as thick as two short planks !If you eat carrots you will have good eyesight !I did eat lots of carrots and want to kn...

WHY?

Why, when I click onto the "A" that changes text colours, won't it work? All the other symbols Spoiler (Highlight to read) work just fine. However, when I attempt to change text colour the message says,"Press escape for text editor"No colour chart ap...

One for each day of the week..

http://www.ethiopiandj.com/2015/11/08/indian-man-with-39-wives-94-children-and-33-grandchildren/A 66-year-old man in India’s remote northeast has 39 wives, 94 children and 33 grandchildren, all living under one roof. They all live in a four storied b...

Sayings and there meanings

Everyday conversations often include a saying or Idiom from old, sometimes the meaning is obvious others are less obvious: Agree to Disagree: MeaningSet aside an irreconcilable difference in order to maintain a civil dialogue. Axe to Grind MeaningTo ...