Winning the Euromillions - who would NOT have present the cheque?

[5129frederick]

If you won the Euromillions, the cheque would be presented by some B-rated "Celebrity" you'd probably never even heard of - one of the actors or actresses from one of the soaps.  OK. so it's not their fault.  They probably give it thear best shot and earn maybe a couple of thousand pounds for about fifteen minutes work, or maybe somebody better known if Camelot decide to splash out a bit, where you'd have to look long and hard and think: "Oh G*d, it's not, is is?"  and have to laugh when they laugh at their humour.

With me, it would be a close run thing between either Billy Conolly - can't understand a word her says, of Russell Brand. 

[right-then-petal]

I'd settle for Naomi Campbell even if i had to pay for her wardrobe

       i like the big Yin but who's russell brand

[electric*mayhem*band]

Russell Brand is the loud, unfunny and boring individual, all teeth, gums, and matted hair, and who incidentally, is his own biggest fan. I'd have thought someone with even a modicum of humour would have assassinated him by now.

[5129frederick]

He's the really nice guy who thought it would be funny to phone a frail old man and talk publically about his goings on with his grandaughter.  Tremendous fun, joined by Wossy.  No thank you.

[margaret*e]

Spot on description there EMB.