Romance isn't dead......is it?

[marshallhouse]

My boyfriend/old man friend turned up  today and said 'I've bought you a present.'   Flowers?  Chocs?  An expensive something or other?

No such luck. ' Nasal hair remover discreetly removes nasal and ear hair.'    'But I haven't got...'   'No, it's for the whiskers on your chin!'    He's lucky I didn't remove HIS nasal hair with it.   'Don't be like that!'  he said, 'I looked all round the Pound Shop for that!'

ps no I don't have whiskers on my chin either.

[evoman3957]

Perhaps He couldn't afford a Lawn Mower..............it's going to be a long job with that though...........just as well the grass will stop growing soon.

[ronnybabes]

I take no responsibility for the following item, I wouldn't dare to...............

I bought the wife a Memory Stick, it's great. She hasn't forgotten my beer, dinner or romance once since the first beating.

[Anonymous]

LOL

[tommy.irene]

[tommy.irene]

I love everyone..

[fallen-archie]

Tommy has many admirers, his images are compelling I mean isn't he lovely 🙂

Meanwhile We await the gentle pitter patter of our resident Bibliophile and romantic novelist Bills & Hoon .

[evoman3957]

He's on his way alright.

[electric*mayhem*band]

Romance isn't dead......is it?

No, it's still going strong. It was acquired some time ago in a hostile takeover by Hallmark Cards, Walt Disney, and Barbara Cartland, and sold off piece by piece.