Romance isn't dead......is it?

marshallhouse · ‎25-11-2014

My boyfriend/old man friend turned up today and said 'I've bought you a present.' Flowers? Chocs? An expensive something or other?

No such luck. ' Nasal hair remover discreetly removes nasal and ear hair.' 'But I haven't got...' 'No, it's for the whiskers on your chin!' He's lucky I didn't remove HIS nasal hair with it. 'Don't be like that!' he said, 'I looked all round the Pound Shop for that!'

ps no I don't have whiskers on my chin either.

evoman3957 · ‎25-11-2014

Perhaps He couldn't afford a Lawn Mower..............it's going to be a long job with that though...........just as well the grass will stop growing soon.

ronnybabes · ‎25-11-2014

I take no responsibility for the following item, I wouldn't dare to...............

I bought the wife a Memory Stick, it's great. She hasn't forgotten my beer, dinner or romance once since the first beating.

Anonymous · ‎25-11-2014

LOL

tommy.irene · ‎25-11-2014

......................................................................................................................................................................................................... .................Im a 76 year old Nutcase.. TOMMY LOVES YOU ALL. .. I'm a committed atheist.

tommy.irene · ‎25-11-2014

I love everyone..

......................................................................................................................................................................................................... .................Im a 76 year old Nutcase.. TOMMY LOVES YOU ALL. .. I'm a committed atheist.

fallen-archie · ‎25-11-2014

Tommy has many admirers, his images are compelling I mean isn't he lovely 🙂

Meanwhile We await the gentle pitter patter of our resident Bibliophile and romantic novelist Bills & Hoon .

evoman3957 · ‎25-11-2014

He's on his way alright.

electric*mayhem*band · ‎25-11-2014

Romance isn't dead......is it?

No, it's still going strong. It was acquired some time ago in a hostile takeover by Hallmark Cards, Walt Disney, and Barbara Cartland, and sold off piece by piece.