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09-05-2011 1:00 AM
SEE WHAT I MEAN?????????
Tina, i did the gif, but no gesture intended, honestly 😮
09-05-2011 1:08 AM
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09-05-2011 4:02 PM
Hallo Petal, how are you?
I overheard Fivey last night saying to you that the thread should have topical posts.
Did I hear right?
09-05-2011 4:04 PM
09-05-2011 4:11 PM
Did you say LINES??
What kind?
09-05-2011 4:16 PM
:^O
09-05-2011 7:37 PM
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09-05-2011 8:15 PM
Good evening giffers . . . . . . it's great ta be home!
Here tho, welcome Ronny! I fair enjoy reading yer posts - come back soon . . .
Och Petal! I hope yer not starving pal! Please help yerself ta some of mine . . .
LOL Dunno! Ya stole the thunder from me next post . . . but I'll post it anyway!
09-05-2011 8:18 PM
Good evening Leftie.
I've just poured out ya tot.
Here is
09-05-2011 8:21 PM
Here is my next instalment of the Giffers fee for you also Leftie
09-05-2011 8:24 PM
Hallo Fivey,
Oh dear, I hope I haven't transgressed, I was hoping to become a regular poster on here.
09-05-2011 8:28 PM
Taken from another thread
A small group at the local 'soup kitchen' were given a talk one night from one of the local methodist preachers on the evils of drinking...
They sat around the small raised platform upon which the minister had arranged a small table with two glasses set upon it.
He began by welcoming them, and proceeded to outline the many perils associated with an excess of alcohol...finally to prove a point, on how dangerous drink was for the system, he produced two bottles, and a small box.
"now see here friends", he began, "in this here bottle is whiskey, and I shall pour a small amount into this glass. In this bottle", he continued, "I have nothing but Gods own pure water, and again I shall pour a small amount into the other glass".
He then opened the box and produced a worm from within...."now see here friends, when I dangle this little worm in the water, see he lives, and he swims around quite happily"...he then withdrew the worm and placed it in the glass with the scotch, " now see friends, see what happens now"...within a short time the worm curled up, obviously dead.
"Now then friends, do you see that? see what happened....do you know what this means?"
A voice from the back of the hall shouted out, "heck yes preacher, I know....
If'n you drink scotch....
You'll never have worms"......
That was for Leftie;)
09-05-2011 8:34 PM
Cheers Tim, yer contribution's very welcome . . . . . . and yer tot's the highlight of me day!
Dunno - ya think too much like me fur comfort pal . . .
Um - except fur the trains . . . and clowns . . . er . . . but (obviously) we both have a passion fur our Tina . . .
Anyhoo, I'll get off and tuck inta me bread and water (with whusky) - see yas all tomorra custard creams xxx
09-05-2011 8:37 PM
LOL Tim! That's so informative (and true)! Thank you!
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