Bill & Charlie's Bar

[bill-xxx]

Hello to all our old friends and newcomers alike. Welcome to Bill & Charlie's Bar - the place to meet other posters and to sit and chat while you sample your favourite tipple. Plenty to drink, lots of joking but alas no smoking.

We are open all hours (hic) and run a respectable Bar. (Although I argued with Charlie until I was blue in the face over that one!) No swearing, spitting or drun..drunk...drunken beeeehaviour (hic). We have a couple of bouncers to hand ~ she comes in on Friday nights.

Teetotallers are welcome and will be treated as normal. I jest ~ soft drinks are available at the bar along with light snacks. And finally, please use the emergency exit when Bill rambles on about the good ol' days and put plugs in your ears when Charlie 'sings'.

Come on in...:-D

[09charliegirl]

Yes, I better be orf too as I've just made a big boo boo on the Numbers in Pictures  thread!

Oops and Pfft! :^O

Night night, Bill :-x

TTFN xxx

[Anonymous]

Hmmmmmmmmmm....................pink...

You lot are playing with fire......B-)

To compliment my dressing gown I bought these....

and this....

...doesn't make me less dangerous though...........:^O

My mule is pretty happy with the strawberries though...so thanks Charlie. 😄

Bill, Your pub hasn't been rearranged for ages though, so I think it needs a few more sky lights......]:)

and those graves....well..it's good manure.....;-)

[the-geezer]

Mind them strawberries don't give it the trots.

[bill-xxx]

Mind them strawberries don't give it the trots.

He's just 'trotted' all over the lawn!! :_|

*@@@@* !!

[Anonymous]

You should have told him to get off.........B-)

[safi*elephant_with_a_flower]

Double Bloody Mary please ,Bill and Charlie . Family want Mum to go into a home .Hell will freeze over first.

[the-geezer]

Who is with "mum" to look after her?

[bill-xxx]

Double Bloody Mary please ,Bill and Charlie . Family want Mum to go into a home .Hell will freeze over first.

Good morning Safi 🙂

Sorry neither of us were around earlier to serve you. 🙂 Any time we are not here just help yourself.

That's a bit of a dilemma concerning your mum. Hope all works out the best for her. 🙂

[bill-xxx]

Morning Gary ~ can I get you anything?

*Aaargh! A ball has just hit me on the head! Grandchildren!* :_| :^O

[safi*elephant_with_a_flower]

#5286 Geezer , it's just me .(and my husband helps out when he can),although he's sortah with them on this now). She's been in hospital and the family came up for Easter .It was great ,until this came up. Funnily enough, when I wrote "it's just me" , I can see where they might be coming from.She does live very close to us , but, well maybe I'll have to think about .I'm a bit on edge , now they've gone away, incase something else happens...

#5287 Thanks Bill , that's nice to know 🙂 I won't run up a big tab ,as I don't drink much , high days,low days and holidays x

[ichosechoos]

*Aaargh! A ball has just hit me on the head! Grandchildren!* :_| :^O

Oh Bill - surely you must be the youngest grandad going - what are you after all ? Just turned 30 ? :-x

Thought I'd just help myself to a glass bottle of bubbly while I'm passing through - just charge it to Mr Choosy as usual  🙂

[bill-xxx]

Oh Bill - surely you must be the youngest grandad going - what are you after all ? Just turned 30 ? :-x

Thought I'd just help myself to a glass bottle of bubbly while I'm passing through - just charge it to Mr Choosy as usual  🙂

:^O

Hi Choosy :-x

Just turned thirty? Oh I wish! :^O  But thanks anyway.

Sorry neither of us were around to serve you but I see you have done okay. Not so Mr Choosy though! :^O That Champagne is £500 a bottle! 😮 :^O

Have a great weekend :-x

[bill-xxx]

#5287 Thanks Bill , that's nice to know 🙂 I won't run up a big tab ,as I don't drink much , high days,low days and holidays x

Anytime Safi. Just help yourself if we're not around. Why not try a nice £500 cheapish bottle of Bubbly like Choosy did? 😄

Have a nice day 🙂

[the-geezer]

How do they get a whole pineapple into that little bottle?

[algasmoon]

A friend of mine tied an empty coke bottle over a tiny pear on his tree, so it grew in the bottle, then when big he cut it off, so it was what looked like an impossible situation of a big pear inside a bottle - great trick :^O

[the-geezer]

So I need a pineapple tree and an empty bottle... ok....................

[bill-xxx]

I can do you a nice starter kit, Gary. Amazed what we have in our cellar you know 🙂

[bill-xxx]

It's amazing what we have in our cellar, Gary. I can do you a nice starter kit 🙂

[bill-xxx]

TWICE!  :^O

[bill-xxx]

😮 ?:|

Strange things are happening on here tonight. Spooks? 😮