Bill & Charlie's Bar

[bill-xxx]

Hello to all our old friends and newcomers alike. Welcome to Bill & Charlie's Bar - the place to meet other posters and to sit and chat while you sample your favourite tipple. Plenty to drink, lots of joking but alas no smoking.

We are open all hours (hic) and run a respectable Bar. (Although I argued with Charlie until I was blue in the face over that one!) No swearing, spitting or drun..drunk...drunken beeeehaviour (hic). We have a couple of bouncers to hand ~ she comes in on Friday nights.

Teetotallers are welcome and will be treated as normal. I jest ~ soft drinks are available at the bar along with light snacks. And finally, please use the emergency exit when Bill rambles on about the good ol' days and put plugs in your ears when Charlie 'sings'.

Come on in...:-D

[bill-xxx]

Hi Harry :-x

My duty is to serve ~ now drink it and stop marching up and down, will you?  You're shaking the wine up! tsk! :^O

[bill-xxx]

Oh ~ you're not marching up and down ~ it's your voice giving Embsie his Sat Nav destructions instructions 😮 😄

*even worse!*

:^O

[cee-dee]

Now Bill was quite happy in Kent,

Even though he lived in a tent.

He'd had a big car,

Which he'd swapped for a bar,

And treated his mates, the Gent.

[cee-dee]

There was a young feller from Kent,

Who was a really, really nice Gent.

Peeps came from afar,

To visit his bar,

'Cos the drinks were all free during Lent.

[Anonymous]

Thank you for that nice strong black coffee my good sir. I needed that to tarmac sooth my throat a bit..B-)

Sorry for the noise.....

Emb is going a bit deaf. He doesn't like to admit it, but well what do you expect at his age...all that hair growing out of his ears doesn't help either...

[cee-dee]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lNRDLwqfnPk

[Anonymous]

I see you've not replaced the piano player Bill.......]:)

doesn't matter...I can still kill the jukebox...:^O

[cee-dee]

Jukebox is armour plated.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n9PCXVZto18

[bill-xxx]

🙂

doesn't matter...I can still kill the jukebox...:^O

:^O

Oh we did, you know. But I saw you come in so I shot 'im meself! :^O

And if you kill the jukebox we will hire CD as a singer! 😮 :_|

Forget that last sentence ~ he would empty the pub! :^O

[cee-dee]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UiuD6i8dN1g

[Anonymous]

So you found your killer instinct at last Bill....:^O

Hire CD as a singer???????

Hmmmmm............ok, I'll leave the Jukebox alone.....(for the time being ]:))

[cee-dee]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CWsJcg-g1pg

[Anonymous]

http://youtu.be/_AdQGXQ00OM

[cee-dee]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r3ubLOKbx-Y

[Anonymous]

http://youtu.be/zZ1WyBGG_Vw

[cee-dee]

I'd love to stay and play but I have to go now so I'll leave you with this:-

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UDhTumGxB2w

[Anonymous]

I'll see you later. 🙂

[cee-dee]

Magic.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cIZFq3VDeUY

[Anonymous]

Good afternoon guys. :-x

Landlord could I trouble you for a nice cup of coffee?

[cee-dee]

While you're waiting for service, I've put a nickel in the Nickelodeon. D'you like this one?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wVb63JXVh1U