Bill & Charlie's Bar

[bill-xxx]

Hello to all our old friends and newcomers alike. Welcome to Bill & Charlie's Bar - the place to meet other posters and to sit and chat while you sample your favourite tipple. Plenty to drink, lots of joking but alas no smoking.

We are open all hours (hic) and run a respectable Bar. (Although I argued with Charlie until I was blue in the face over that one!) No swearing, spitting or drun..drunk...drunken beeeehaviour (hic). We have a couple of bouncers to hand ~ she comes in on Friday nights.

Teetotallers are welcome and will be treated as normal. I jest ~ soft drinks are available at the bar along with light snacks. And finally, please use the emergency exit when Bill rambles on about the good ol' days and put plugs in your ears when Charlie 'sings'.

Come on in...:-D

[geographically*challenged]

So.. If I order a 'virtual' drink...

Do I get drunk.. or do I get virtulally drunk..

and do I put weight on

and can I drive home or will I virtually be over the limit..

So many questions .. so little time to drink..

Have a drink and let me know how you feel afterwards  😐

Perfickly ok ta Bill;)

[bill-xxx]

Hi Tim  🙂

Good to see you at the bar. Fancy a drink? Doesn't  have to be alcohol...:-)

[geographically*challenged]

I woudnt say no to a nice cuppa tea Bill please.

[geographically*challenged]

Ive got to leave. Night all

[bill-xxx]

Your tea, Tim  🙂

[rednoise2001]

Hi are you still open, my throat is as dry as an arabs sandle.....:-(

[bill-xxx]

Yep ~ still open. what can I get you? 🙂

[rednoise2001]

Thats great news, thank you, i will have a pint of mead served in a curved horn and one for yourself sir.. 😄

[bill-xxx]

Thats great news, thank you, i will have a pint of mead served in a curved horn and one for yourself sir.. 😄

Thanks....

One mead in a curved horn. 😄

It is in there BTW :^O

[rednoise2001]

Wow do I need a map...?    😞

[bill-xxx]

Wow do I need a map...?    😞

What do you mean? Why would you want a map?

Or have you spilled your drink and meant 'mop'?  😄

[rednoise2001]

Sorry, ignore the map thing...mead already gone to my head... i`ll have another please...hic..?:| 

[bill-xxx]

Strong stuff this mead! hic!

[rednoise2001]

Sure is..I will have one more, then its a kebab, fist fight then the night in a skip.   :-).....hic......burrrp.

[bill-xxx]

Good morning 🙂

[bill-xxx]

A friend actually told me to grow up today.

He is so not allowed to come into my treehouse!  X-(

:^O

[electric*mayhem*band]

*Bump Up My Post*

😮 Well with the Olde Worlde facade obliterated, I thought this gaff had been Bulldozed to make way for an M2 Motorway sliproad. 😮

[bill-xxx]

*Bump Up My Post*

😮 Well with the Olde Worlde facade obliterated, I thought this gaff had been Bulldozed to make way for an M2 Motorway sliproad. 😮

They tried to build one ~ Harry shot them all! 😮

[bill-xxx]

[cee-dee]

Bill AND Charlie have BOTH forgotten theirs? 😮