Bill & Charlie's Bar

[bill-xxx]

Hello to all our old friends and newcomers alike. Welcome to Bill & Charlie's Bar - the place to meet other posters and to sit and chat while you sample your favourite tipple. Plenty to drink, lots of joking but alas no smoking.

We are open all hours (hic) and run a respectable Bar. (Although I argued with Charlie until I was blue in the face over that one!) No swearing, spitting or drun..drunk...drunken beeeehaviour (hic). We have a couple of bouncers to hand ~ she comes in on Friday nights.

Teetotallers are welcome and will be treated as normal. I jest ~ soft drinks are available at the bar along with light snacks. And finally, please use the emergency exit when Bill rambles on about the good ol' days and put plugs in your ears when Charlie 'sings'.

Come on in...:-D

[Anonymous]

Bill....you don't get it do you.....punk...B-)

[09charliegirl]

Charlie, do you want to write out the ad for a new Security Guard or shall I? X-(

I think I better do it this time ~ your record in this department ain't reading too good! :^O

I know those magnums look good....but she never knows when they are loaded! :_|

:^O

[bill-xxx]

And what is that new security guard going to do......B-)

Shall I order the coffin?

He is called Filthy Jack :^O

He eats Magnums! :^O

[Anonymous]

B-)

[suzieseaside]

You are right charlie - my keyboard is worse for wear.

BTW - if I suddenly disappear, I've not crashed out - it's my old puter downstairs - it's crashed twice tonight from overheating :O. Not sure I should give it a drink though ?:|

You mean of course to put it on the roses don't you harry. It's a mule with benefits bill and charlie. Your beer garden will put it in good stead for Pub of the Year Award 😉

[Anonymous]

The milky bar kid????? :^O

[Anonymous]

Roses? What roses!  My mule ate those last week...B-)

[bill-xxx]

Bill....you don't get it do you.....punk...B-)

😮

I've never been so insulted in my life!

Well, except for... Charlie...Embsie...Yvonne...Margaret...CD...etc...:^O

[09charliegirl]

You are right charlie - my keyboard is worse for wear.

BTW - if I suddenly disappear, I've not crashed out - it's my old puter downstairs - it's crashed twice tonight from overheating :O. Not sure I should give it a drink though ?:|

Ditto, Suzie! My laptop gave up the ghost earlier on...keyboard just suddenly seized up! :_|

So I am doing a system restore atm....

and then saw you and Harry trashing the Bar! Tsk! :^O

[bill-xxx]

You are right charlie - my keyboard is worse for wear.

BTW - if I suddenly disappear, I've not crashed out - it's my old puter downstairs - it's crashed twice tonight from overheating :O. Not sure I should give it a drink though ?:|

Ditto, Suzie! My laptop gave up the ghost earlier on...keyboard just suddenly seized up! :_|

So I am doing a system restore atm....

and then saw you and Harry trashing the Bar! Tsk! :^O

Tough talk, Charlie! That's telling her! :^O

[suzieseaside]

That cheeky mule has been drinking cans of beer too 😮

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yrNDjEwtb0w

[Anonymous]

That wasn't an insult Bill...just a term of endearment...:-x

:^O

[bill-xxx]

That wasn't an insult Bill...just a term of endearment...:-x

:^O

I did actually spot a hint of affection there :^O

Yeah right :^O

[Anonymous]

http://youtu.be/RpKhWePGNPc

:^O

[suzieseaside]

Err....when exactly wos I trashing the bar?

I brought my own mojito

I fantasized about cocktails

I was a little underdressed 😮

Now I am overdressed in a spotty tent :^O

But...bar trashing? 😮

Never !!! How could you suggest such a thing??

And my references are impeccib  impeckab  fabulous dahlings ;\

[09charliegirl]

Roses? What roses!  My mule ate those last week...B-)

:_|

X-(

]:)

Would you get Ferris orf my lawn roses, Harry? B-)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z7X2_V60YK8

[Anonymous]

Sorry Charlie...get off my line.....:^O

[suzieseaside]

Kickin Mule Blues

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6kSZunOi9Hw

I'd like a nightcap please...

Hows about a Moscow Mule ?

[tommy.irene]

My mate Jim will do security..Even has his own shotgun

[Anonymous]

Vodka with a kick......B-)