Bill & Charlie's Bar

[bill-xxx]

Hello to all our old friends and newcomers alike. Welcome to Bill & Charlie's Bar - the place to meet other posters and to sit and chat while you sample your favourite tipple. Plenty to drink, lots of joking but alas no smoking.

We are open all hours (hic) and run a respectable Bar. (Although I argued with Charlie until I was blue in the face over that one!) No swearing, spitting or drun..drunk...drunken beeeehaviour (hic). We have a couple of bouncers to hand ~ she comes in on Friday nights.

Teetotallers are welcome and will be treated as normal. I jest ~ soft drinks are available at the bar along with light snacks. And finally, please use the emergency exit when Bill rambles on about the good ol' days and put plugs in your ears when Charlie 'sings'.

Come on in...:-D

[suzieseaside]

This mule fetches squeaky toys ...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gE-jwD1yg9A&feature=related

Perhaps you could teach yours to fetch bills bags of nuts?

[09charliegirl]

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Oi!

Excuse me?

X-(

[suzieseaside]

Que?

What have we done bill?

(Apart from my last post which I posted without realising you had appeared 😮 :^O)

[tommy.irene]

Irene threw me out..told me to go and stay with my drinking buddies.. so im back for now..

[09charliegirl]

Here, pool attendant ....some customers getting

out of hand ...and the Security Guard is one of 'em! :_|

:^O

[bill-xxx]

I'm not gone at all....I'm mixing exotic drinks while our landlord is incapacitated...:-D

So you think the Landlord is inc...incae....drunk, do you? X-(

Your mule did his business in our fruit bowl and he is barred! X-(

[09charliegirl]

...and the Under Manager!

Tsk!

Can I see  that CV again, Ms Suzie?

I think I need to check those "references" 😮 :^O

[bill-xxx]

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I do know it now! :_|

Wheeeew! :_|

Get him out of the lounge! X-(

[Anonymous]

:^O My mule isn't going to do that for just some sugar....A full english maybe....a nice roast dinner....a few barrels of beer......might tempt it....:^O

[suzieseaside]

hello charlie :-x

Don't worry, we were going to tie a bag under his bum so there's no influx to the pool.

Err that's the mule's of course, not bills :^O

[bill-xxx]

Uner manager indeed!

Under the @@@@@@@ table is more like it! :^O

As a newt, she is. And she was undressed in here! Tsk 😮

*will flog video to BBC* :^O

[bill-xxx]

..even 'under' :_|

:^O

[bill-xxx]

hello charlie :-x

Don't worry, we were going to tie a bag under his bum so there's no influx to the pool.

Err that's the mule's of course, not bills :^O

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😐

🙂

😄

:^O

You is disgraceful! :^O

[09charliegirl]

It'll be interesting reading Suzie's "references" won't it, Bill.....?

we've read some stories haven't we? 😮

But I'l bet those will top the lot! :^O

[suzieseaside]

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I am serfeckly pober I'll have you know :^O

[bill-xxx]

Hi Suze. :-x

Have a nice rest after all those sleepless nights....and the drinks are free....Bill does't charge anyone...too drunk to bother most of the time.:^O

Charlie, do you want to write out the ad for a new Security Guard or shall I? X-(

[09charliegirl]

Hey, Suzie!

Your keyboard's drunk! :^O

[Anonymous]

Hmmmm....Suze...are you sure I shouldn't remove that bag from my mule......]:)

[Anonymous]

And what is that new security guard going to do......B-)

Shall I order the coffin?

[bill-xxx]

It'll be interesting reading Suzie's "references" won't it, Bill.....?

we've read some stories haven't we? 😮

But I'l bet those will top the lot! :^O

I bet she's typing out her references now, Charlie! :^O

Oh yes, the stories! OMG they were really something, weren't they? 😮 :^O

But Suzie's references? Jeez! I'll be laughing all night! :^O Then ring the police! :^O