Bill & Charlie's Bar

[bill-xxx]

Hello to all our old friends and newcomers alike. Welcome to Bill & Charlie's Bar - the place to meet other posters and to sit and chat while you sample your favourite tipple. Plenty to drink, lots of joking but alas no smoking.

We are open all hours (hic) and run a respectable Bar. (Although I argued with Charlie until I was blue in the face over that one!) No swearing, spitting or drun..drunk...drunken beeeehaviour (hic). We have a couple of bouncers to hand ~ she comes in on Friday nights.

Teetotallers are welcome and will be treated as normal. I jest ~ soft drinks are available at the bar along with light snacks. And finally, please use the emergency exit when Bill rambles on about the good ol' days and put plugs in your ears when Charlie 'sings'.

Come on in...:-D

[bill-xxx]

...and Harry's looking for you :^O

[09charliegirl]

Ooh! Lovely.. thanks for the coffee! :-x

Why is Harry looking for me?:O

Hmm.. that mule is looking well-fed ...

it's not been eating my hanging baskets again, has it? :_|

[bill-xxx]

Ooh! Lovely.. thanks for the coffee! :-x

You need something hot inside you on a day like this 😐

Why is Harry looking for me? 😮

She isn't ~ it was a joke, you twit! :_| I am so wasted here 😞

Hmm.. that mule is looking well-fed ... it's not been eating my hanging baskets again, has it? :_|

No, no, but a lady went past with a flowery hat ~ she ain't got it now though :^O

[bill-xxx]

Not as busy as yesterday afternoon in here. Yesterday we had two customers ~ today we've only had one :O:^O

Mind you, it felt like we had 102 yesterday!! :^O

[bill-xxx]

:^O

[bill-xxx]

:^O

[09charliegirl]

You need something hot inside you on a day like this 😐

😮 :^O It's chilly here too but sunny. Doesn't feel like summer anymore though! :_|

She isn't ~ it was a joke, you twit! :_| I am so wasted here 😞

Can you not make jokes about Harry please? ~ those magnums y'know...and she never knows whether they are loaded or not...:O :^O

No, no, but a lady went past with a flowery hat ~ she ain't got it now though :^O

😮

 I hope you've got the Bar insurance up to date....:^O

Any chance of another coffee please? And would you like a drink, bar person? :^O

*that'll make up fer calling me a twit!* B-)

[bill-xxx]

I hope you've got the Bar insurance up to date....

:^O

Oh yes ~ you would get a lump sum of £8.77 if I was shot :^O

Any chance of another coffee please?

Certainly. Anything for you Madam Landlady 😄

And would you like a drink, bar person? *that'll make up fer calling me a twit!*

Bar person? Watch your lip or you'll be promoted to a cleaner :^O

I would like a nice erm...let me see...ermm. I'll tell you what, Charlie ~ surprise me 😮 You know how I simply luuuurve surprises :^O

[skyfly2112]

Evening everyone, thanks for the free tea Charlie went down a treat.Bill, I think you may be on to something, "The Sunset Bar" I like the sound of that, both Charlie and myself like our sunset photos, they are gorgeousssssssss.

Can I have a large hot choco with squirty cream, flake and sprinkles please, and a biccie on the side............. feel like spoling myself today as it is friday:^O

Put it on the slate and I will clear it at end of month.

[bill-xxx]

Hi Lin :-x

One hot chocolate, cream & flake.

Biscuit will follow 🙂

[bill-xxx]

Biscuits Lin.

So you like the idea of a Sunset Bar do you? I will speak to the Landlady at our next board meeting

[skyfly2112]

Here's an ice cube tray for Harry:^O

[skyfly2112]

Hi Lin :-x

One hot chocolate, cream & flake.

Biscuit will follow 🙂

Well that is  not bad, but prefer mini marshmallows Bill.

ANd yes, loves the sound of the photo bar name.

[bill-xxx]

Here's an ice cube tray for Harry:^O

:^O

I shouldn't laugh ~ it will only encourage her. :^O

[skyfly2112]

Biscuits Lin.

So you like the idea of a Sunset Bar do you? I will speak to the Landlady at our next board meeting

Oh gosh, I thought you would have had more "up market" biscuits Bill,  I loath custard creams.

But malted milk are ok, but htey are best dunked in a cup of the rosie lea:^O

[bill-xxx]

Well that is  not bad, but prefer mini marshmallows Bill.

ANd yes, loves the sound of the photo bar name.

Sorry, right out of mini marshmallows at the mo. Can I get Charlie to dice them for you? :^O

We will definitely discuss the Sunset Bar business, Lin. Will attract a lot of attention methinks 🙂

[09charliegirl]

Oh yes ~ you would get a lump sum of £8.77 if I was shot :^O

Really? That much! :^O 

Any chance of another coffee please?

Certainly. Anything for you Madam Landlady 😄

Thanks for the coffee...:-x

Bar person? Watch your lip or you'll be promoted to a cleaner :^O

Well, this place could do with a clean-up....especially after that fumigating ^^ :^O

I would like a nice erm...let me see...ermm. I'll tell you what, Charlie ~ surprise me 😮 You know how I simply luuuurve surprises :^O

A surprise? OK! ...how about one of these!

:^O

[skyfly2112]

I alos think you should et a pool table, I love poking those balls in their pockets:8}

[skyfly2112]

Oh dear, look at that spelling, are you sure it was a hot chocco you gave me Bill!

[skyfly2112]

Sorry, right out of mini marshmallows at the mo. Can I get Charlie to dice them for you?

Not sure if Charlie going round the bar with a big old hatchet knife, dicing marshmallows is a good idea Bill... do you...really......?:^O