Bill & Charlie's Bar

[bill-xxx]

Hello to all our old friends and newcomers alike. Welcome to Bill & Charlie's Bar - the place to meet other posters and to sit and chat while you sample your favourite tipple. Plenty to drink, lots of joking but alas no smoking.

We are open all hours (hic) and run a respectable Bar. (Although I argued with Charlie until I was blue in the face over that one!) No swearing, spitting or drun..drunk...drunken beeeehaviour (hic). We have a couple of bouncers to hand ~ she comes in on Friday nights.

Teetotallers are welcome and will be treated as normal. I jest ~ soft drinks are available at the bar along with light snacks. And finally, please use the emergency exit when Bill rambles on about the good ol' days and put plugs in your ears when Charlie 'sings'.

Come on in...:-D

[bill-xxx]

I came in here at 6.57am and am still waiting for a bottle of whisky ..

6.57am? Sorry, my clock doesn't do that time :^O

One bottle of whisky. Tommy 🙂

[tommy.irene]

Thanks Bill i fell a sleep in the corner.. just woke up..

[bill-xxx]

Thanks Bill i fell a sleep in the corner.. just woke up..

You're welcome, Tommy. 🙂

I'm not surprised you fell asleep 😮 You've got more whisky inside you than we've got in our cellar :^O

Not complainin' mind ~ keep going :^O

[electric*mayhem*band]

There will now be a brief pause in transmission proceedings, while this place is fumigated.

Meanwhile, here is a little music.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EHOBw6XwqRo

[bill-xxx]

INTERMISSION OVER 😛

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8N_tupPBtWQ

:^O

[bill-xxx]

Rented a DVD ~ watched it ~ pressed 'open tray' ~ nothing happened! 😮

It will cost me fifteen smackers if I can't get the tray to open by tomorrow :_|

[**caution**opinion_ahead]

Switch off the power at the wall.  Switch on again whilst simultaneously pressing the "open tray" button.

Works for me! 😉

[bill-xxx]

Switch off the power at the wall.  Switch on again whilst simultaneously pressing the "open tray" button.

Works for me! 😉

Hey Caution it worked! 😮 :^O

*puts hammer away*

May I get you something on the house, Caution?

[**caution**opinion_ahead]

Well done!  That's £15 you owe me I've saved you!

I'll have a coffee ta.  Bit early for something stronger and too chilly to contemplate anything with ice cubes in it. 😐

[**caution**opinion_ahead]

Ooh, would you look at that ^^^^?

A 69 snipe!

Better make that a double expresso to celebrate.

[bill-xxx]

One double espresso coffee for the engineer  :^O

[bill-xxx]

A couple was enjoying a romantic dinner, celebrating their 35th anniversary when the husband says to his wife,

“Honey, it’s wonderful having been married to you for 35 years, but there is one thing I’ve often wondered and have never known for sure. Have you been true to me throughout our married years?” She suddenly gets a flushed look upon her face as she responds,

“Does it really matter? What really counts is that we have been happy and we’ll be together the rest of our lives.”

“Yes, I know,” he answers, “and it really doesn’t matter. I would just like to satisfy my curiosity.”

“Well, to be honest, I did mess around, somewhat,” she replies.

“How many times?” he wants to know.

“Three times,” she responds.

“After 35 years, I guess that’s not too bad,” he replies. “And with who?”

“You remember the time when we didn’t have enough money to close on the down payment for our first house?” she queries.

“Ah, with the banker!’ he surmises.

“That’s correct,” she answers. “And do you remember the time we were in desperate straits when you needed back surgery and we couldn’t afford it?” she confesses.

“Ah, with the surgeon,” he responds.

‘That’s right,” she stammers.

“And when was the other time?” he asked.

“Well, you remember when you wanted to join the country club?” she asked rather squeamishly.

“Yes,” he answers.

“And you needed 210 votes…”

😮

:^O

[bill-xxx]

[**caution**opinion_ahead]

One double espresso coffee for the engineer  :^O

That is almost too beautiful to drink.

Almost! 😉

[bill-xxx]

[bill-xxx]

That is almost too beautiful to drink.

Almost! 😉

Our kitchen staff are artists...

I am too, but of a different sort 😮 :^O

[**caution**opinion_ahead]

You all set for the Friday evening rush then, Bill?

😛

[bill-xxx]

You all set for the Friday evening rush then, Bill?

😛

Am in spiked shoes...:^O

[09charliegirl]

:^O

Am in spiked shoes...:^O

😮

:^O

What a porky pie!  :^O

Take no notice, Caution ~ he's watching his idol, Anne She Who Must Be Obeyed  Robinson right this minute!

I'll have a cappucino please, Bill with an extra shot ..and don't tell Harry that last bit! 😮

And whatever Caution's having...:-x

 ...on the landlady's slate of course! B-) :^O

[bill-xxx]

Afternoon Charlie :-x

Anne has kindly delayed the start of the programme until I am ready pffft!