Bill & Charlie's Bar

[bill-xxx]

Hello to all our old friends and newcomers alike. Welcome to Bill & Charlie's Bar - the place to meet other posters and to sit and chat while you sample your favourite tipple. Plenty to drink, lots of joking but alas no smoking.

We are open all hours (hic) and run a respectable Bar. (Although I argued with Charlie until I was blue in the face over that one!) No swearing, spitting or drun..drunk...drunken beeeehaviour (hic). We have a couple of bouncers to hand ~ she comes in on Friday nights.

Teetotallers are welcome and will be treated as normal. I jest ~ soft drinks are available at the bar along with light snacks. And finally, please use the emergency exit when Bill rambles on about the good ol' days and put plugs in your ears when Charlie 'sings'.

Come on in...:-D

[bill-xxx]

Here we are, Margaret ~ got rid of the dust chocolate for you 🙂

The boards have long needed to be 'taken over' Margaret! Keep at it! :^O

[margaret*e]

Thanks Bill, sorry to be a nuisance, I'm one of those weirdo's that doesn't like chocolate.:-x

Everyone's picking on me and my accent, sorry I have to leave, sob.:-(

[merehazle]

Thank you Bill:-x, but that's not chocolate, is it, could you spoon it off the top?.

I think I had better stop posting, it looks like I've taken over the board.:O:^O

 (Not on the Cole story)

😮 Oh no you haven't.  Trouble is I might forget who  i'm arguing with :_|   Could be a big gun 😮

Bill a large whisky please.

[bill-xxx]

Thanks Bill, sorry to be a nuisance, I'm one of those weirdo's that doesn't like chocolate.:-x

Everyone's picking on me and my accent, sorry I have to leave, sob.:-(

I love your accent, Margaret :-x

Okay, you might be a bit weird for not liking chocolate, but otherwise you're a bit of alright! :^O

[bill-xxx]

One large Whisky for mere...:-)

[jimbo1lee]

Mornin'!

any chance of a cuppa cappuccino,pleez 😄

[bill-xxx]

Morning Jimbo ~ one capucinno 🙂

[bill-xxx]

Shove another 'p' up there ^^^ 😄

[merehazle]

One large Whisky for mere...:-)

Thanks Bill I nnnneeeeded  that.  I'm already arguing with someone 😮     (clue for you  English!).

See you later, after I thrash him 😉

Though why bother? What he said, he said 😉

[**caution**opinion_ahead]

*strolls in*

Caffeine please, Bill.  No dithering, this is an emergency!

😉

[bill-xxx]

Thanks Bill I nnnneeeeded  that.  I'm already arguing with someone 😮     (clue for you  English!).

See you later, after I thrash him 😉

Though why bother? What he said, he said 😉

You're welcome, Mere.

English, you say? pffft! Load of snobs! :^O

*goes orf singin' in Oirish to fool everyone*

:^O

[bill-xxx]

One 'emergency' coffee for caution 😮

Mornin' :-x

[**caution**opinion_ahead]

Ahhhhhhhhh!

That's better.

Morning all. :-x

[bill-xxx]

Hi guys. :-x

Martini Bianco please....tumbler, 6 ice cubes.

That's the way aha aha I like it...aha aha.....:^O

Happy Harry! :^O

Sorry I wasn't around to assist ~ beauty sleep! :^O

[bill-xxx]

So what's all this talk of an emergency then, Caution? 😮

[**caution**opinion_ahead]

The emergency was that I was suffering caffeine withdrawal! 😮

😛

I am also suffering chocolate withdrawal, as there is none in the house, but that will have to wait till my trip to Sainsbury's later for rectification!  I shall be walking there and back ... to offset any calorific intake. 😉

[margaret*e]

BILLX-( what are you doing, giving caution the chocolate you took out of my cup, go and get her a fresh one, you cheapskate.X-(

[bill-xxx]

The emergency was that I was suffering caffeine withdrawal! 😮

😛

I am also suffering chocolate withdrawal, as there is none in the house, but that will have to wait till my trip to Sainsbury's later for rectification!  I shall be walking there and back ... to offset any calorific intake. 😉

Glad I could be of assistance to help rectify your withdrawal symptoms. 🙂

Good luck with the chocolate trip :^O

[bill-xxx]

BILLX-( what are you doing, giving caution the chocolate you took out of my cup, go and get her a fresh one, you cheapskate.X-(

I have to make up the profit we lost yesterday! Everyone got two of everything because Charlie went power crazy! :^O

[tommy.irene]

I came in here at 6.57am and am still waiting for a bottle of whisky ..