22-09-2013 10:38 PM
23-09-2013 12:12 AM
If only.....
23-09-2013 7:05 PM
Come on Ron, surely that's only HALF the truth?
(with our boarder controls it would be you cant speak English? Welcome!)
24-09-2013 9:13 PM
LOL...
^^^^^
Would you be welcomed by our BORDER control...if you can't spell and you call it the BOARDER control...
Give me strength..
24-09-2013 11:03 PM
Oh come on Mere - have you no sense of humour? - you must admit it was funny!
24-09-2013 11:52 PM
Unemployment benefit in Australia for single people is around $500 dollars a fornight,about £294,Wouldn't it be amazing if this was introduced in the UK
And regards the social security phone announcment-I don't believe it as there are many Indigenous people to whom English is not their first language,But to recognise this would take a bit of English common sense,wouldn't it?
25-09-2013 12:10 AM
@joe_bloggs* wrote:Unemployment benefit in Australia for single people is around $500 dollars a fornight,about £294,Wouldn't it be amazing if this was introduced in the UK
And regards the social security phone announcment-I don't believe it as there are many Indigenous people to whom English is not their first language,But to recognise this would take a bit of English common sense,wouldn't it?
And rent assistance, (housing benefit), for that same single person would be a maximum of A$124 a fortnight, about £72 or £36 a week - Wouldn't it be amazing if this was introduced in the UK
25-09-2013 12:32 AM
Leaving them over 100 quid a week!
25-09-2013 12:48 AM
@joe_bloggs* wrote:Leaving them over 100 quid a week!
Sure, assuming you can rent somewhere for the equivalent of £80 a week including rates
25-09-2013 7:23 AM
Not funny at all.
25-09-2013 8:07 AM
@astrologica wrote:Not funny at all.
Can you really not see the irony in it? -oh well
25-09-2013 8:29 AM
Malapropism (n) - the usually unintentionally humorous misuse or distortion of a word or phrase
25-09-2013 10:20 AM
@merehazle wrote:
@mr-expresso wrote:LOL...
^^^^^
Would you be welcomed by our BORDER control...if you can't spell and you call it the BOARDER control...
Give me strength..
I and others watched you with a well respected poster.
Now I know why I felt uncomfy when I was taking a shower the other day......
25-09-2013 10:25 AM
@merehazle wrote:
@mr-expresso wrote:LOL...
^^^^^
Would you be welcomed by our BORDER control...if you can't spell and you call it the BOARDER control...
Give me strength..
I see one of the very sad gang. You will need strength after that childish remark. That I promise you.
The evidence of your bad manners to other posters is very well known. I and others watched you with a well respected poster.
How you have got away with it so long I don't know. But the evidence is still there and he will remember for sure.
I will have a chat with someone tomorrow. Yes your MR X
You are indeed a strange person...Got away with what.... Typing a few words on an internet forum... having a bit of fun... sense of humour bypass springs to mind...
25-09-2013 10:36 AM
If it sounds too good to be true it probably is.
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25-09-2013 11:06 AM
@astrologica wrote:Not funny at all.
What do you find not funny?
25-09-2013 1:06 PM
@mr-expresso wrote:
@astrologica wrote:Not funny at all.
What do you find not funny?
What a state you are in. And still handing out insults.
I should quit now if I were you and your mate creeky, who came on to the thread to answer for you. And as usual gave the game away. If only he had have waited at least a while then he like YOU would not have a RED face now.
'having a bit of fun' is that what you call it ?! (A selective memory Mr X) You remember alright someone else not me.
'You are indeed a strange person' I would be if like others I let you and your mate get away with it. Hard luck!
Now move on or you'll get this thread locked too.
Astro Mitz .......blimey! I almost pressed without a spell check
The Granmama will do. Back tomorrow take care.
25-09-2013 9:55 PM
The only reason I might have a red face is because I'm laughing so much
There are some very strange and unintentionally very funny people in this world
26-09-2013 10:22 AM
@upthecreekyetagain wrote:The only reason I might have a red face is because I'm laughing so much
There are some very strange and unintentionally very funny people in this world
Oh Lord is he/they still at it ? ......yawn.
The only reason you have a RED face is because you are NOT laughing so much IMO.
'There are some strange and unintentionally very funny people in this world'
Well yes I will agree with that. And at least your CAT is smiling.
(some of the people all of the time) especially if you keep a thread going long enough
26-09-2013 1:42 PM
Well!
I put this up for a laugh.... I have no idea of it's authenticity (perhaps I do actually)
I thought it funny though, and wanted to share it...