Australian Common Sense

Wouldn't it be amazing, if this was to be introduced in the UK
 
This is the actual message you get when you phone the Australian social services/benefit office!

'GOOD MORNING, WELCOME TO "CENTRELINK" THE AUSTRALIAN SOCIAL SERVICES AND BENEFITS OFFICE' 

"Press '1' if you speak English."

''Press ''2'' to disconnect until you can.."
Have a nice day.