Australian Common Sense

[ronnybabes]

Wouldn't it be amazing, if this was to be introduced in the UK

This is the actual message you get when you phone the Australian social services/benefit office!

'GOOD MORNING, WELCOME TO "CENTRELINK" THE AUSTRALIAN SOCIAL SERVICES AND BENEFITS OFFICE' 

"Press '1' if you speak English."
''Press ''2'' to disconnect until you can.."
Have a nice day.

[blackburn_stevie]

I agree with you, Ronny. The sad news is that some folk will find an excuse to fight even when being offered a free jam doughnut.

[tommy.irene]

Can i have a free Jam doughnut please..

[merehazle]

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@tommy.irene wrote:

Can i have a free Jam doughnut please..

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 You can have a free  Veggie burger..........

Here have two.  And if you win the lottery remember you said you love us all

[dinkydoo.doo]

meat eater meself. no ta

[upthecreekyetagain]

'There are some strange and unintentionally very funny people in this world'  

 Well yes I will agree with that.

Here you go

[ronnybabes]

Hi Steve....

Did you know that you aren't suppose to mention names on RT.

Whoops! That's me in trouble again.  lol

[bookhunter2007]

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@ronnybabes wrote:

Well!

I put this up for a laugh.... I have no idea of it's authenticity  (perhaps I do actually)

I thought it funny though, and wanted to share it...

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I find this thread hilarious. Although I doubt it's for the same reason as your good self.

[merehazle]

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@bookhunter2007 wrote:

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@ronnybabes wrote:

Well!

I put this up for a laugh.... I have no idea of it's authenticity  (perhaps I do actually)

I thought it funny though, and wanted to share it...

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I find this thread hilarious. Although I doubt it's for the same reason as your good self.

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Considering this thread is about TWO months old.   Some might wonder why you bothered

Only some mind you  

Ron, be careful who you hope to share the FUN with, they may have little or NO sense of humour, and might tell you TWO months later 

[charliebird123]

We may need some of this common sense come January.

[tommy.irene]

A man enters his local bar holding a frog and an iguana. He sets them down on the bar and says to the bartender, "I bet you $1000 that my frog here can sing any song you can think of." "Ok," says the bartender. "How 'bout 'Blue Moon'?" The man whispers something to the frog, and the frog starts singing blue moon. "That's amazing," says the bartender as he slaps down $1000. "I'll bet ya another $1000 that my iguana here can do that to." "Ok, I can believe a frog, but not an iguana. You're on. Have him sing the Star Spangled Banner." The man whispers something to the iguana and it sings the Star Spangled Banner. As the bartender hands over another $1000, a businessman comes up and says, "I just saw that and I was amazed. I want to buy your iguana for $100,000." The man said ok, and he exchanged the iguana for the money and the businessman left. The bartender said "What are you nuts?! You could have made millions with that iguana!" The man said "Oh, the iguana can't sing. The frog's a ventriloquist."

[ronnybabes]

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@bookhunter2007 wrote:

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@ronnybabes wrote:

Well!

I put this up for a laugh.... I have no idea of it's authenticity  (perhaps I do actually)

I thought it funny though, and wanted to share it...

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I find this thread hilarious. Although I doubt it's for the same reason as your good self.

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Thank you, that is a relief.