30-12-2016 4:36 PM
31-12-2016 7:31 PM
An optimist stays up until midnight to see the New Year in. A pessimist stays up to make sure the old year leaves.
31-12-2016 9:08 PM
Astro, when I read that one I also cried with laughter.
31-12-2016 11:41 PM
01-01-2017 12:57 AM
On a cynical note .......
A good deed rarely goes unpunished!
01-01-2017 2:29 PM
If a woman tells you that you're right, that's called sarcasm.
01-01-2017 2:52 PM
I'm not saying you are stupid, I'm just saying you've got bad luck when it comes to thinking.
09-01-2017 2:33 PM
Some people are like clouds.........When they disappear, it's a beautiful day.
09-01-2017 2:36 PM
Have you ever listened to someone for a while and wondered............
"who ties your shoelaces for you?"
09-01-2017 2:44 PM
The broccoli says, "I look like a small tree!"
The mushroom says, "I look like an umbrella!"
The walnut says, "I look like a brain!"
The banana says, "Can we please change the subject!"
09-01-2017 2:49 PM
My daughter wanted a Cinderella-themed party,
so I invited all her friends over and made them clean the house.
09-01-2017 3:11 PM
United we stand, divided we fall.
It's life Jim, but not as WE know it.
Live long and prosper.
09-01-2017 5:04 PM
After Tuesday, even the calender goes W T F.
11-01-2017 5:37 PM
11-01-2017 6:53 PM
Some people know the price of everything and the value of nothing.
It's life Jim, but not as WE know it.
Live long and prosper.
11-01-2017 6:56 PM
Oooops................
Quotation is a serviceable substitute for wit.
It's life Jim, but not as WE know it.
Live long and prosper.
12-01-2017 11:00 AM
I would agree with you but then we would both be wrong.
12-01-2017 12:06 PM
Whenever people agree with me, I always feel I must be wrong.
It's life Jim, but not as WE know it.
Live long and prosper.
13-01-2017 1:44 PM
''Live your life - Don't let it live you''
(Too many people expect an individual to live their life the way they want them to live it - In my book as long as I don't go out to harm anyone, then I will live my life as I choose. )
13-01-2017 2:03 PM
A little sincerity is a dangerous thing and a great deal of it is absolutely fatal.
It's life Jim, but not as WE know it.
Live long and prosper.
14-01-2017 3:21 PM
Not a quote, but funny.
“What a kid I got, I told him about the birds and the bees and he told me about the butcher and my wife.”