A bit of fun to get over simple delivery - song ebay had playing in the office when the thought if i

[robertnew16]

I was just wondering what was in the playlist of the ebay offices when they were coming up with the excriable mess of simple delivery, I tried to match real songs, but I suppose good made up ones could earn extra points

highway to hell - acdc

Road to nowhere - the talking heads

(F)rigging in the rigging - the sex pistols

Bad day - daniel powter

fought the law - the clash

loser - beck

loser of the year - simple plan

only happy when it rains - garbage

failure by design - brand new

frayed ends of sanity - metallica

live and let die - guns and roses

I'm a mess - bebe rexha

the kids aren't alright - offspring

creep - radiohead

winning a battle, losing the war - sonny terry

turn back time - cher

everybody hurts - rem

any others? i have some more but want to see what others think

[dunstun365]

Only Happy When It Rains - Garbage

[dunstun365]

some more...

Every day hurts - Sad cafe

Raintown - Deacon blue

Failure - Breaking Benjamin

[insidethe93]

"You've Got to Pick a Pocket or Two"

(Fagin's song in the musical film 'Oliver', showing his exploited child accomplices how to steal)

Thanks for the fun thread. Cheers!

[books1ecb]

Hole in the ground - Bernard Cribbins

[thesmokingrunner]

All Screwed Up - AC/DC

Run Like Hell - Pink Floyd

Utterly Simple - Small Faces

Easy Money - Billy Joel

Money For Nothing - Dire Straits

...

[theelench]

It's Over  --  Roy Orbison

Candle In The Wind  --  Elton John

More and More  --  Dub Syndicate

[theelench]

&

Who's Sorry Now  --  Connie Francis

[*devils.advocate*]

The Clash  -  Complete Control

Joyce Manor  -  Constant Headache

Sex Pistols  -  Anarchy in the UK

[lucy_farmer]

I think we've been 'ere before.....

But anyway;

Signed, sealed, (un)delivered.  - Stevie Wonder.

Simply the worst.  - Tina Turner

[department28]

"You've Got to Pick a Pocket or Two"

(Fagin's song in the musical film 'Oliver', showing his exploited child accomplices how to steal)

👍

eBay probably recite the opening lines every morning... 

'In this life, one thing counts,
In the bank, large amounts...'

[podlingsmum2007]

Everything Counts - Depeche Mode

[indiannasmith]

Lost In France- Bonnie Tyler

[ett1954]

How about:

I still can't find what I'm looking for - U2

Dazed and Confused - Led Zeppelin

Crime of the Century - Supertramp

Confusion - ELO

Easier Said than Done - Whitesnake

Lose Control - Teddy Swims

What Am I Supposed to Do? - King King