Book titles - any more ideas?

[onemorewonthurt]

Elf hypnosis by Si Cologist

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Eating Children - Population Control & The Food Crisis By Klay Oven and Luke Warm

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Roll On The Next Thousand Titles By Lynn Dumm

...shame Ebay lost the first 4000 titles though...........come on readers join in.........Hello Jimbo!

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Train Spotting By Luke Theresone

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Salad In The Spotlight By Tom Martoe & Bea Troot

Two Irish policemen call the station on the radio.
"Hello. Is that you Sarge?”
"Yes?”
"We have a case here.
A woman has shot her husband for stepping on the floor she had just mopped clean.”
"Have you arrested the woman?”

"No sir. The floor is still wet."

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Such a shame then those 4000 titles were lost. Still nice to have looked back over so many, all good too. 

Leisurely Holidays By Sandie Beech

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Picnic Foods By Sam Witches

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Daily Exercises By Tony Hipp

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Another Day On Planet Earth By Spring S Hearatlast

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Looking Into The Future By Crystal Bawl

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Pay Your Respects By Neil Downe

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Observation Platform By Luke Around

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Making Amends By Olive Branche

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Dearly Departed By Y.U. Gonn 

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Upset Tum Cures By Andrew Z Liversalts

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Classical Orchestra By Phil Harmonick 

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Sorting Out Misbehaviour By Tanya Hyde

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Very Strict Teachers By Cain Himm

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The Truth Hurts By Donna Kry

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Sensitive Bladders By Al Weighs

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I'm A Sax Maniac By Clara Nett