THE FHG SEWING THREAD :-D

[ilove2patch]

As requested, a place for us to ask for help and advice from other stitchers and to show the things we make.
Over to you.:-D

[cat-knitter]

Lol CG ............ I took Hubbys out with my nail scissors :^O

[chickengrandma-2008]

There you go mercs, you're spoilt for choice!B-)

[****merlin*****]

Calm down merc, you don't have to let kitten do it.  My hubby's much more experienced than she is, after all, he did take his vasectomy stitches out with a razor blade.  He was sitting in a bath with soot floating on the top of the water at the time as he'd just taken a chimney down off the roof.:|

and the prize for THE single most bizarre post EVER on FHG goes tooooooooooooooo

**fumbles the gold envelope**

chickengrandpas vasectomy!

there is a subject i never thought i would talk about! :^O

[chickengrandma-2008]

You leave my hubby's vasectomy alone, merlin!X-(

But I'll accept the award.  Thank you,  I'd like to thank my hubby, and the surgeon, and the razor blade manufacturers, ........................  😄

[kitten347]

Excuse me but I offered first and I'm fully certificated in whatever it is I'm supposed to be doing.  Suture remover - that's what the thingymebob is called, I couldn't remember the name but don't let that put you off.  If I made a mess of it I could always "craft" something to hide the mess I'd made - like those knitted fingers maybe? :^O

[chickengrandma-2008]

If hubby had slipped up and you'd been around then kitten  ...........I'' say no more.;\

[****merlin*****]

chickengrandpa is muttering away, red faced isnt he?? :^O

[kitten347]

I once watched a vasectomy op on tv.  I think I could have a go at doing that too.  I'd have to put me specs on as my eyesight isn't too good without them.  This could be a whole new career for me :^O

[cat-knitter]

Hope you can do secure knots then Kitten, you can't do with those coming undone 😮

[chickengrandma-2008]

Hubby said  'The things you lot talk about!'  (There isn't a 'rolls eyes' smilie.

[****merlin*****]

she could use one of them heat seal thingys for plastic bags in the kitchen

JML did a small handy one!

[stan3502]

OMG thought I was in the sewing thread but it appears that I have entered the twighlight zone......................

beam me up.................

[hiddengems2010]

Meanders in wondering if i've missed owt  :-x

Hoping all sharp instruments have been hidden.

Looks like your going to have me on a regular basis, ... just when you thought you'd seen the back of me :^O 

[cat-knitter]

Just switch back on & who do I find .............. Hiya Mrs, brought any choklit wiv ya :8}

Kittens taking up doing vasectomy's as well as her speshul knitting :^O:|

you havn't seen Kittens speshul knitting yet have you ?

:|:|

Oh the joy that awaits you :^O

[****merlin*****]

pings gems bra strap and runs away

[hiddengems2010]

HeHEEEEEE, Plenty Of Choc here in memuff 🙂

Mrs Merlin  umph!!! picks boobs up off the floor 🙂

[twishy123]

*sits on Gems and tickles her until she gives up her secret stash of choklit*........]:)

[hiddengems2010]

Argh!! naughty twishy make me sick you said tickle not stick yer fingers down me throat gfk,fgb :-x

[cat-knitter]

🙂

I was going to say hands off its all mine but I just reread where it is 😐 

so its all yours Twishy 😛 :^O

[captainbovine]

I could do with one of those suture removers, they'd come in handy for all kinds of things]:)

got a phone call from the hozzy, the main blood test they needed for the dvt, they never tookX-( so I had to go back AGAIN and have it done this afternoon, then, they will ring me tomorrow and if there is sign of it I have to go and have a scan. more injections today too and tomorrow......tuts.....pass the chocklit someone:-(