THE FHG SEWING THREAD :-D

[ilove2patch]

As requested, a place for us to ask for help and advice from other stitchers and to show the things we make.
Over to you.:-D

[numptz2012]

:^OHuggles

CK, I get the 'been busy' in the sarcastic voiceX-(

[cat-knitter]

oops,  OH had just gone back to work when son skyped :^O

he keeps missing him & thinks he's only calling when he knows he's not home ............... well maybe he is really because his Dad talks, & talks, & talks & talks    😉

maybe I won't tell him :^O

[petitecalicocat]

I wouldnt mind a cleaning lady but i'd get on her nerves cleaning before she got here :^O

Son offered to clean lounge bay window for me last Sat , its 18ft wide 😮  after he'd gone home hubby & i went over the streaks again 😐

[numptz2012]

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Red-Latex-Halter-Neck-Dress-Black-Skull-Detail-8-10-12-14-16-/120876030936?pt=UK_Women_s_Dresses&vti=Size%098&hash=item61ce0bc61c

Need I say more:|

I was looking for a red knee length dress for Miss L btw:|

[petitecalicocat]

Ohhh  thats what i'd look like in that dress :^O

[numptz2012]

If I put something like that on, someone would erect a tent around me and sell tickets:|

[****merlin*****]

must stop browsing FHG just after i've eaten

i must stop browing FHG just after i've eaten

[numptz2012]

what you on about, we know you have a wardrobe of 'dresses' the same:|

[cat-knitter]

:^O  I was just going to say the same as PCC  😐

[petitecalicocat]

Thered be not point in me wearing a dress like that anyway cos id never be able to get out of it in time 😉

[numptz2012]

I really need to stop put random stuff in the ebay search box:|

Search 'latex big' and have a look at what comes up;\

[huggles1253]

I wouldnt mind a cleaning lady but i'd get on her nerves cleaning before she got here :^O

Son offered to clean lounge bay window for me last Sat , its 18ft wide 😮  after he'd gone home hubby & i went over the streaks again 😐

Pcc, she doesn't clean my house! She does cleaning for some of the properties we manage & collects some rents. She's only about 5' but she's good at rent collecting! She came in to get help with a couple of letters & brought me 2 bottles of wine, half a bottle of vodka, a small bottle of coke, a russian cheesecake & some mini russian easter eggs. I like helping her!

[****merlin*****]

you put talc on before you put the dress on

then you apply the shine

its a dull material before you do that

and you need to do it each time you wear it

its easy to peel them off too

[huggles1253]

Do your customers peel them off? ]:)

[numptz2012]

and here speaks the voice of experienceB-)

[****merlin*****]

only if they paid enough!

tis very comfortable to wear

if a tad hot at times

i dont wear it anymore

(and i would never have worn it had i looked like the woman in numpts pic)

its not forgiving on the figure

[numptz2012]

its not forgiving on the figure

No chit sherlock:^O

[huggles1253]

It looks like those Spanx undies that hold any bumpy bits in. I tried them once & nearly died of heat stroke.

[numptz2012]

do Spanx do full body suits?:|

[petitecalicocat]

I wonder where all the bumpy bits go:O