THE FHG SEWING THREAD :-D

[ilove2patch]

As requested, a place for us to ask for help and advice from other stitchers and to show the things we make.
Over to you.:-D

[merc1_clocks]

 CK...Imogen just gets more gorgeous...it's them eyes of hers

[merc1_clocks]

 A wee chuckle...

A Glaswegian is stumbling through the woods, totally drunk, when he comes upon a preacher baptizing people in the river. He proceeds to walk into the water and subsequently bumps into the preacher.

The preacher turns around and is almost overcome by the smell of alcohol, whereupon he asks the drunk, 'Are you ready to find Jesus?'

The drunk shouts, 'Aye, I am.' So the preacher grabs him and dunks him in the water. He pulls him up and asks the drunk, 'Brother, have you found Jesus?'

The drunk replies, 'No, Ah havnae found Jesus.'
The preacher shocked at the answer, dunks him into the water again for a little longer. He again pulls him out of the water and asks again, 'Have you found Jesus, my brother?'

The drunk again answers, 'No, Ah havnae found Jesus.'
By this time the preacher is at his wits end and dunks the drunk in the water again --- but this time holds him down for about 30 seconds and when he begins kicking his arms and legs he pulls him up.

The preacher again asks the drunk, 'For the love of God have you found Jesus?'
The drunk wipes his eyes, catches his breath and says to the preacher,

"Are you sure this is where he fell in?"

[cat-knitter]

Ooo naughty puddy

but cute

[cat-knitter]

I didn't see your post Merc, I've only just refreshed my page

you certainly do find some funny stories & pics 

[bitsnknots]

Afternoon all.

That's a funny story Mercs.  

Imogen is still as gorgeous as ever CK.  How old is she now?  She's a little treasure pot.

I'm absolutely shattered.  Just spent about three hours clearing up my bedroom and dismantling my bed ready for the decorator tomorrow.  For the next two or three nights, I'll be sleeping on the sofa bed.  I'll get the food shop done in the morning after I've had my swim.  Then on Friday, everything can be put back where it belongs.  My bedroom is only small and I didn't realise just how much there was in there apart from a single bed, two double wardrobes, bedside cabinet, dressing table and computer desk as well as I can't remember what underneath the bed.  I think that this is the last time that my bedroom will be decorated for a good few years.

[chickengrandma-2008]

I think she was born on my daughter's birthday books (or there abouts ) 14th March?

[bitsnknots]

Thanks for that CG.  I will keep forgetting.  Silly me.

[captainbovine]

aawww CK, Imogen is so lovely...the more pics the better.

I know all about furniture and suprises Chris, how do we get all that stuff in a room is beyond me! the wardrobes are busting here, I have an enormous box of books yet to read in the bottom of mine, and I've just got a Kindle!!!!!

[cat-knitter]

Yes, thats right CG ..... 14th March

She's 10mths but still only a tiny !6lb something unbelievable really considering the amount of food she puts away

[bitsnknots]

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@captainbovine wrote:

aawww CK, Imogen is so lovely...the more pics the better.

I know all about furniture and suprises Chris, how do we get all that stuff in a room is beyond me! the wardrobes are busting here, I have an enormous box of books yet to read in the bottom of mine, and I've just got a Kindle!!!!!

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I've just been informed by the boss that I'll have to get rid of some of my 'rubbish' and don't put it behind and at the side of the bed.  Seeing as there is a gap of about half an inch at the back of the bed, I have no idea where she is coming from.  What the heck she expects me to do with it I have no idea.  Honestly, that mother of mine.  What I am going to do with her is anyone's guess.

[merc1_clocks]

                                                               

[bitsnknots]

 At the moment, I need a heck of a lot of duct tape.  We've just put the sofa bed up.  If we'd have done it mother's way, I'd have been sleeping on the floor.  She wouldn't or rather, didn't want to do it the way I wanted to it which is the way it should have been done.  Why is it she thinks she always right?  I am counting to ten and at the moment, I am up to about 10 - million.

Never mind, things can only improve can't they?  

[merc1_clocks]

 The following was developed as a mental age assessment by the School of Psychiatry at Harvard University.

Take your time and see if you can read each line aloud without a mistake.

The average person over 50 years of age cannot do it!

1.This is this cat.

2.This is is cat.

3This is how cat .

4This is to cat.

5.This is keep cat.

6.This is an cat.

7.This is old cat.

8.This is fart cat.

9.This is busy cat.

10.This is for cat.

11.This is forty cat.

12.This is seconds cat.

Now go back and read the third word in each line from the top to the bottom. 

[bitsnknots]

I like that Merc.  It's brill.

[petitecalicocat]

Yep kept me busy merc LOL

[cat-knitter]

Yes ...... it kept this over 50 old fart busy too 

[****merlin*****]

we are hamster sitting while kirsty is away

joey has followed him around all night

if only he was as friendly with the cat!

[cat-knitter]

Aw ........ what a sweet pic

[bitsnknots]

Morning all.  Didn't sleep badly at all on the sofa bed.  It was more comfortable than I thought it would be.  

I've not looked at the weather this morning but at least they've not forecast it to be too bad here.  Hope that no-one else has any bad weather.

Hope that everyone is as well as can be expected and hugs to those that need them.

[petitecalicocat]

Good morning from  very misty damp Nottinghamshire , nothing planned for today so will take whatever comes at me LOL

CK i love the cute naughty puddy pic