:-x Good evening you gorgeous
big bunch of lovely smelling people.
Dear gawd, I go out to get my hair
done and anally retentiveness reigns.
Ok, now get yourself comfy, and open
your loon3y bibles at page 69,
verses 45 -87..
Alas, Loon3y looketh out into ebay
and behold, seen the start of another
of the greatest fetes' known to ebay,
HOW TO BE ANALLY RETENTIVE in 56
steps. God bless the lil arshbiscuit,
who finds fault, with a little picture
or alas an animation, for they know
not how much I laugh, titter, nigh mock the
error of their ways. I thank the good
heavens above for allowing me, to live in
a society where death and destruction is
abound, but weep myself, knowing a sig
can do so much damage to the eye seemingly.
I would like to take a minute now to
mourn for the sig, my lil pal, my lil
chink of light in a world so full of
arshbiscuits and opinionated fartbags.
*passes collection dish about for jaffacakes*
here endeth this sermon.
Amen.