Jesus walking on the water

[5129frederick]

A man went on one of these religious tours of the Holy Land.  After the usual touristy places like Bethlehem and Jerusalem the tour guide gave them a couple of days to wnder about by themselves.  Eventually he finds himself on the shores of Lake Galilee, or the Sea of Galilee as it was known in Biblical times.  He sees a boat with the sign "For Hire" and approaches a fisherman.

"How much will you charge to ferry me out to where my Saviour stood on the water all those years ago?"

"$30.00"  Came the reply.

"Thirty bucks to take me half a mile?!"  He raved.

"You robbing cxcq34i[8h!!!  No wonder Jesus walked!"

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[5129frederick]

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[john.b74]

Joseph and Mary lived in a barn. Mary had just given birth to a baby boy, Joseph was a carpenter by trade but had no work. On this particular day, after another unsuccessful day at the job centre, Joseph trudges back to the barn on his donkey. He then notices three men on camels carrying parcels and they take them into the barn. Joseph gets off his donkey, storms into the barn and shouts, ", Mary; we've just had a baby, I'm unemployed and you are ordering stuff out of the catalogue."

[mustard-tree]

Nice one John

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