Just Fun Limericks :-D

[fairyfoot2]

There is no need to follow strictly to how the rhythm of a limerick is normally written if you prefer not to, just let it flow. 😄

**Just the 'First - Second, and Last Lines' need to rhyme with each other, as do lines Three and Four need to rhyme with each other too.**

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There is a place called 'ebay cafe'

where many come along to play

over here we run

to have such fun

and fairy is the quieT one they say. :^O

[mr-expresso]

Mr Expresso made all the girls laugh

As he scrubbed their backs in the  bath..

[fairyfoot2]

Mr Expresso made all the girls laugh

As he scrubbed their backs in the  bath..

then they all pulled him in

[mr-expresso]

Mr Expresso made all the girls laugh

As he scrubbed their backs in the  bath..

Then they all pulled him in

And committed such a sin.......

That this was deleted by ebay staff.....

[fairyfoot2]

:^O

There once was a man with a beard

[barbara.1482]

There was once a man with a beard

Who often acted quite weird

[fairyfoot2]

There was once a man with a beard

Who often acted quite weird

he would skip and hop

[barbara.1482]

There was once a man with a beard

Who often acted quite weird

He would skip and hop

And he'd whip his spinning top

[fairyfoot2]

There was once a man with a beard

Who often acted quite weird

He would skip and hop

And he'd whip his spinning top

then he'd sing, but no one cheered

While scrumping some apples today

[mr-expresso]

While scrumping some apples today

Scrumping is stealing ...some would say....

[fairyfoot2]

While scrumping some apples today

Scrumping is stealing ...some would say....

but while drinking the Scrumpy

[mr-expresso]

While scrumping some apples today

Scrumping is stealing ...some would say....

But while drinking the Scrumpy

And engaging in Rumpy-Pumpy......

[fairyfoot2]

While scrumping some apples today

Scrumping is stealing ...some would say....

But while drinking the Scrumpy

And engaging in Rumpy-Pumpy......

many started singing, and doing a sway

When will this bad weather settle down

[mr-expresso]

When will this bad weather settle down

Fairyfoot said with a frown...

[fairyfoot2]

When will this bad weather settle down

Fairyfoot said with a frown...

Hibernating I intend to do

[mr-expresso]

When will this bad weather settle down

Fairyfoot said with a frown...

Hibernating I intend to do

With an old lady who lives in a shoe

[fairyfoot2]

When will this bad weather settle down

Fairyfoot said with a frown...

Hibernating I intend to do

With an old lady who lives in a shoe

and her lovely neighbour Mrs Brown

I would like a chocolate treat

[barbara.1482]

I would like a chocolate treat

Would a box of roses with your approval meet

[fairyfoot2]

I would like a chocolate treat

Would a box of roses with your approval meet

yes please that will do

[barbara.1482]

I would like a chocolate treat

Would a box of roses with your approval meet

yes please that will do

Well you'll have to share them with little me too

[fairyfoot2]

I would like a chocolate treat

Would a box of roses with your approval meet

yes please that will do

Well you'll have to share them with little me too

aww, I don't mind that, so do take a seat :^O

Did I say I would share those out :O:^O