Ohhhh i got shivers now!!!!!! LOL.
I was wearing a black jumper. CB, so the darned thing was camoflauged! (Not sure I've spelt that right.) Good job it turned up otherwise I would have stayed up tonight. 
I feel quite sorry for them - the lead such solitary lives - I mean you've never seen one with a companion, have you?
Talking of which, did you hear about the homosexual spider? Kept playing with his mate's flies? Geddit? No? Ooh, please yourself then. 
Now here's something you might not know - despite the nasty filthy places they inhabit, spiders themselves harbour no germs whatsoever. We have two holes in which we breathe - they have eight, located on their back. A spider is terrified of you. In a spider's eye, you look like the side of a mountain closing in on it. They are also immensely strong. Ever wondered why a fly will get trapped in a web? A strand of thread is as thich as a steel cable, so a fly can see it - it's because the web emits a smell which the spider finds irristible, like the smell of bread coming from a baker - you find yourself crossing the road to be near it. Also the fact that a fly in flight travels at the speed of a jet aircrafy in rlation to its body has something to do with it.
As Michael Caine would say: "Not a lot of people know that!" 
My ex partner had a Boa Constrictor in this flat when i first came to live here. One day i had too much to drink went to sleep in the afternoon in bed,. My partner went over the pub and later when he came in the thing had escaped from its tank and was curled up underneath the BED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!. Our cat Bubbles was about a year old at the time and im surprised she was not eaten!!!. The snake was not fully grown but BIG ENOUGH!!!!. So i had been blissfully unaware there was a BOA under my bed LOL.
And worse still my partner called her ROSE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!.
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