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rainydaywoman11 · ‎19-01-2015

A Professor in Pennsylvania, Will Lassek, has said that women need curvy thighs, hips and buttocks to make their babies intelligent.

He said 'you need lots of fat to make a nervous system, and the fats in these areas are also enriched in a compound called DHA which is a particularly important component in the human brain.' Women lose this fat store during breast feding when it is needed for their baby's brain.

I was 7 and a half stone soaking wet when I fell pregnant and lost my baby fat very quickly.

SO THAT'S IT - RUNS ROUND ROOM WITH NIGHTDRESS OVER HEAD - IT WASN'T MY FAULT AFTER ALL THAT MY SON TURNED OUT AN EEJIT.

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Nobody told me there'd be days like these,
Nobody told me there'd be days like these,
Strange days indeed, strange days indeed,
Most peculiar Mamma.....................................

stan3502 · ‎19-01-2015

By that logic my 3 should be super duper intelligent

.................................... epic fail lol

“I don't trust anyone who doesn't laugh.”

rainydaywoman11 · ‎19-01-2015

If you didn't laugh Stan - you would cry wouldn't you?

It is always the mother's fault - for everything.

I'm coming back with a winkle.

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Nobody told me there'd be days like these,
Nobody told me there'd be days like these,
Strange days indeed, strange days indeed,
Most peculiar Mamma.....................................

fishpieface · ‎19-01-2015

LOL, whatever will they come up with next?!

Well, my big mum's useful for padding on hard coach seats!

And also for shutting my car door when all my hands are full!

stan3502 · ‎19-01-2015

@fishpieface wrote:
LOL, whatever will they come up with next?!

Well, my big mum's useful for padding on hard coach seats!
And also for shutting my car door when all my hands are full!

Awwww your poor Mum , fancy using her as a cushion .................................... and a door slave ....................... lol

Funny typo though Fishy

“I don't trust anyone who doesn't laugh.”

fishpieface · ‎19-01-2015

LOL, that was a funny one wasn't it? Quite amusing picturing the scene of my mum, waggling her arms and legs

about, trying to get out from under my massive bum!

merc1_clocks · ‎19-01-2015

*coffs*...my children are as intelligent as me bum ratio...just saying

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fishpieface · ‎19-01-2015

LOL! Love that whistling smiley. Looks like our youngest when he breaks wind, he whistles and says,

"weather's picking up"!

mouse4702 · ‎19-01-2015

Speaking as someone with a catering-size set of mudflaps, it's a shame I never bred. I'm sure I'd give Steven Hawling's ma a run for her money.

rainydaywoman11 · ‎19-01-2015

Thank you Mouse - off to change Tena - tmi - wonderful

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Nobody told me there'd be days like these,
Nobody told me there'd be days like these,
Strange days indeed, strange days indeed,
Most peculiar Mamma.....................................