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Another Ha..Ha..

Pranksters rig up remote control stroller with 'devil baby' that springs up and terrifies unsuspecting passersby on the streets of New YorkThe prank was the work of the makers of new horror film Devil's DueThe results were filmed for a YouTube video ...

Confessions of a Hooker

A couple were lying in bed together on the morning of their tenth wedding anniversary when the wife says, 'Darling, as this is such a special occasion, I think that it is time I made a confession: Before we were married I was a hooker for eight years...

SCAM

Police..Please be aware of a scam we’ve been made aware of today. People in‪ Aldershot have been receiving calls from a man claiming to be from Paddington Police Station in London. He says he is a sergeant and gives a collar number of EK192 and somet...

This is just brilliant.

I just know that some of you will give it a go even if you have a corkscrew to hand, lol http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/weird-news/how-you-open-wine-bottle-3011107

Spaghetti

For several years, a man was having an affair with an Italian woman. One night, she confided in him that she was pregnant. Not wanting to ruin his reputation or his marriage, he said he would pay her a large sum of money if she would go to Italy to s...

Scouse!

A woman has spoken of her surprise at finding a £5 note tucked into a box of eggs as a New Year's gift from a mystery benefactor. Lauren Scouse found the money with a note attached when she bought the eggs at a Tesco store in Southsea, Hampshire. The...

Anybody had a puncture recently?

What a blooming nightmare.The Dragon Lady and I had to pay a visit to the hospital yesterday (that bit becomes important later in the tale) so we set off with me driving her Mobility car, a Citroen C3 Picasso. We parked up in the hospital car park an...

Aaarrrgghhh body clocks are a pain !

My weekend off and that bleeding body clock of mine will just not let me sleep past a certain hour !Awoke at 0400 as normal and I am one of those people that once awake I must get up ! no point in laying on as I will not fall back asleep.Oh well hope...

Mouse..

Man dies after swallowing a MOUSE while working in factory Check out all the latest News, Sport & Celeb gossip at Mirror.co.uk http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/man-dies-after-swallowing-mouse-2975082#ixzz2q2hm46cx

Is this Cricket?

My dear friend went into his daughter's bedroom and saw a letter addressed to "Mum and Dad" on the bed. With a heavy heart he opened it and read:Dear Mum & Dad,It is with great regret and sorrow that I'm telling you that I've eloped with my new boyfr...

The Church..

A small church had a very attractive big busted organist, and they were so large that they bounced and jiggled while she played the organ. Unfortunately, she distracted the congregation considerably.The very proper church ladies were appalled. They s...

Hell Has Frozen Over.

That would be the tiny town of Hell in the US state of Michigan, which is just one of many places gripped by arctic temperatures well below freezing.An estimated 190 million people have been affected by the big chill, which has been shattering weathe...

Buy anyone a glass of Merlot...but...

A man asked a waiter to take a bottle of Merlot to an unusually attractive woman sitting alone at a table in a cozy little restaurant. So the waiter took the Merlot to the woman and said, 'This is from the gentleman who is seated over there..' and in...

Donating to charity via Chrome

Hi I used to donate to charity - 10% on anything over £15.00. However I have been forced to swing across to Chrome when I had a message from eBay telling me the system I was using was no longer able to accept the short cut - something like that. All ...

Remember..

CONGRATULATIONS TO ALL BORN IN 1930's, 1940's, 50's, 60's, 70's and Early 80's !!! First, you survived being born to mothers who smoked and/or drank while they carried us. They took aspirin, ate blue cheese dressing, tuna from a tin, and didn't get t...

Romania - EU-country! - persecution of stray dogs

Here's a reality check of the situation with stray/street dogs in Romania : ******Just appalling...The only humane and sustainable way to decrease strays in Romania is by spaying/neutering them. This is done by providing funds for the PRIVATE dogshel...

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Is it just me or....

Is it just me or does anyone else think that it's seemed like Sunday for over a week now? Oh, let's have a song to go with it?:-

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The "Greatness" of Socrates

Keep this in mind the next time you are about to repeat a rumour or spread gossip. In ancient Greece (469 - 399 BC), Socrates was widely lauded for his wisdom. One day an acquaintance ran up to him excitedly and said, "Socrates, do you know what I ju...

Calendars?

Some calendars start off the week with Sunday, others start the week with Monday. Which do you prefer? I prefer Sunday. Last year I had a couple of arguments with people who thought a calendar should start the week with Monday so what does the RT tea...

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