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Wow.

The fact that he's holding a stick should be a big red flag. Here's how it's done:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l1I8cLhCcQ4

A Funeral

A man was leaving a Coffee Shop with his espresso when he noticed a most unusual funeral procession approaching the nearby cemetery. A black hearse was followed by a second black hearse about 50 feet behind the first one. Behind the second hearse was...

just so sexist?

just been watching the sales channels, you know the ones, and there is one in particular and in all reality its the best of the lot, but to me its sexist. every night its makeup this makeup that fragrances this fragrances that, slips bras and dresses...

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New World Order?

Do you have any truck with it? The Bilderberg Group are meeting in Watford :- http://news.sky.com/story/1098701/bilderberg-2013-at-watfords-grove-hotel Do you go along with the line of thinking of the NWO? I remember some old er, "discussions" on her...

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New anti drink driving campaign Ad.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2338000/Shocking-anti-drink-driving-campaign-scares-pub-goers-simulating-car-crash-complete-fake-blood-toilet-mirror.html What do you think?:O bit over the top?

How do I get rid of my footprints - btinternet.

DESPERATELY trying to get rid of my footprints! :_| Was with aol which was so easy - all you did was go into tools/history and at the bottom of the page you's see "clear my footprints". However there seems to be nothing like that on BT internet. When...

The UK Government, Google & Tax

So our MPs is crying foul over Google & OTHERS , trading in the UK, but not paying full UK Taxes ( estimatedthey pay a lot less than 1% ), they get fantastic Tax breaks in Southern Ireland so stick Registered Offices over there.. Quite right, We all ...

Punography ... It's fun - I'll start!!

You've all heard some of them, now let's put them all down... I changed my iPod name to Titanic. It's syncing now. I tried to catch some fog. I mist. When chemists die, they barium. Jokes about German sausage are the wurst. · A soldier who survived m...

The Country has gone mad.

First, a bloke crashes at 100MPH on the M5 while drink driving and only gets banned for 6 months plus a 12-month community order and ordered to take an advanced test. http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2335075/Engineer-100mph-crash-spared-jail-c...

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Worst day of my life

There I was sitting at the bar staring at my drink when a large,trouble-making biker steps up next to me, grabs my drink and gulps it down in one swig. "Well, whatcha' gonna do about it?" he says, menacingly, as I burst into tears."Come on, man," the...

How to Stop the Gossip

Mildred, the church gossip, and self-appointed monitor of the church's morals, kept sticking her nose into other people's business. Several members did not approve of her extra-curricular activities, but feared her enough to maintain their silence. S...

Car for sale!

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2339497/If-want-immaculate-youre-wrong-place-eBay-users-hilarious-car-advert-tells-buyers-truth-battered-Mercedes.html :O:^O

Simon was lucky

Tonight on ITV Simon got eggs thrown at him..He,s lucky they didnt have a gun.. were was security on a live tv show..

negative feedback

I have just received my first negative feedback, the buyer said the item not as described and that I was rude and ignorant, she said the trousers I sold her were an inch longer than I had advertised and I suggested she could put a hem on them , does ...

Delivery times, is this too early

I got a call at 6.40am this morning , "Mr X ?" "Yes" "good you're up, see you in 20mins" had a guess but they didn't say who they were 7am my new cooker arrives at backdoor and put in kitchen and old one whisked away (after I'd sawed through cable to...

Which, if any, celebrity would you trust?

By the title I mean which celeb would you see in an advert and seriously think about buying the product? I used to like the wife out of One Foot in the Grave but she started doing adverts for "A lump sum when you die" type of stuff and that put me ri...

A stupid headline?

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/health-22796220 There's no way you can get anything if it's NOT during your lifetime? You can't get any disease when you're dead?

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Europe to take the UK to court...

Europe to take us to court over our payments to migrantsAre EU joking ... Britain set for challenge on benefits..THE European Court of Justice is launching a legal battle to force Britain to hand benefits to EU migrants as soon as they arrive here. T...

Its one way to make a living.

'Beggar' who sat outside Natwest bank with a 'hungry and homeless' sign raked in £300 A DAY while living in a £300,000 flatRead more: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2336145/Beggar-sat-outside-Natwest-bank-hungry-homeless-sign-earned-300-A-DA...