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The UK Government, Google & Tax

So our MPs is crying foul over Google & OTHERS , trading in the UK, but not paying full UK Taxes ( estimatedthey pay a lot less than 1% ), they get fantastic Tax breaks in Southern Ireland so stick Registered Offices over there.. Quite right, We all ...

Punography ... It's fun - I'll start!!

You've all heard some of them, now let's put them all down... I changed my iPod name to Titanic. It's syncing now. I tried to catch some fog. I mist. When chemists die, they barium. Jokes about German sausage are the wurst. · A soldier who survived m...

The Country has gone mad.

First, a bloke crashes at 100MPH on the M5 while drink driving and only gets banned for 6 months plus a 12-month community order and ordered to take an advanced test. http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2335075/Engineer-100mph-crash-spared-jail-c...

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Worst day of my life

There I was sitting at the bar staring at my drink when a large,trouble-making biker steps up next to me, grabs my drink and gulps it down in one swig. "Well, whatcha' gonna do about it?" he says, menacingly, as I burst into tears."Come on, man," the...

How to Stop the Gossip

Mildred, the church gossip, and self-appointed monitor of the church's morals, kept sticking her nose into other people's business. Several members did not approve of her extra-curricular activities, but feared her enough to maintain their silence. S...

Car for sale!

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2339497/If-want-immaculate-youre-wrong-place-eBay-users-hilarious-car-advert-tells-buyers-truth-battered-Mercedes.html :O:^O

Simon was lucky

Tonight on ITV Simon got eggs thrown at him..He,s lucky they didnt have a gun.. were was security on a live tv show..

negative feedback

I have just received my first negative feedback, the buyer said the item not as described and that I was rude and ignorant, she said the trousers I sold her were an inch longer than I had advertised and I suggested she could put a hem on them , does ...

Delivery times, is this too early

I got a call at 6.40am this morning , "Mr X ?" "Yes" "good you're up, see you in 20mins" had a guess but they didn't say who they were 7am my new cooker arrives at backdoor and put in kitchen and old one whisked away (after I'd sawed through cable to...

Which, if any, celebrity would you trust?

By the title I mean which celeb would you see in an advert and seriously think about buying the product? I used to like the wife out of One Foot in the Grave but she started doing adverts for "A lump sum when you die" type of stuff and that put me ri...

A stupid headline?

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/health-22796220 There's no way you can get anything if it's NOT during your lifetime? You can't get any disease when you're dead?

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Europe to take the UK to court...

Europe to take us to court over our payments to migrantsAre EU joking ... Britain set for challenge on benefits..THE European Court of Justice is launching a legal battle to force Britain to hand benefits to EU migrants as soon as they arrive here. T...

Its one way to make a living.

'Beggar' who sat outside Natwest bank with a 'hungry and homeless' sign raked in £300 A DAY while living in a £300,000 flatRead more: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2336145/Beggar-sat-outside-Natwest-bank-hungry-homeless-sign-earned-300-A-DA...

The Power of Concentration

When watching this video, try not to breathe too heavily so as not to create amovement of the air. A unique performance of balance. If you stay the full 7 minutes, watch what happens at the very end when the feather is removed. http://www.flixxy.com/...

1st Grade

A first-grade teacher, Ms Brooks, was having trouble with one of her students. The teacher asked, "Harry, what's your problem?" Harry answered, "I'm too smart for the 1st grade. My sister is in the 3rd grade and I'm smarter than she is! I think I sho...

Oil shortage

A lot of people can't understand how we came to have an oil shortage here in our country. Well, there's a very simple answer. Nobody bothered to check the oil. We just didn't know we were getting low. The reason for that is purely geographical. Our O...

Not sure where to put this...

Hello, I am new to eBay discussions, and probably wont use it again since I have an easy time using the site with little to no problems what so ever.My question, or rather situation, is concerning a seller who is using photographs I have taken.There'...

Can anyone help re dieting?

I'm not exactly fat. My biggest issue is that I have more weight round my gut than a man of my age should have. I carry no extra weight anywhere else. Also, and just to complicate things, my height had gone down from 6 foot and 1/2 an inch to 5 foot ...

why can't I

upload a picture to a new topic on here ........ hmm trying to get advice on an item but won't let me upload any photo's anyone got any thoughts ? cheers

Deap Parrot sketch comes to life - sorry Steve

A Pet owner walked into a Scottish RAF base, put his dead parrot on the desk and demanded the RAF did something about it, the parrot had died after a low flying Hercules transport aircraft flew over his House. He got £2000 compo, another Parrot owner...