Self nomination for pillock if the week

[Anonymous]

I've just sent a message to a buyer to apologise because their item hasn't arrived yet only to discover it has arrived but eBay haven't updated the tracking information yet oops!!

Looks like I've just won pillock of the week again

[Anonymous]

I get a second nomination for putting 'if' and not 'of' in the thread title 😳

My mother told me there would be days like these 🙄

[right-then-petal]

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