Seeing is believing

[evoman3957]

I promise this is the truth...............I was out and about this afternoon and passed a Big Black Hearse, which was doing about 65 MPH. I had seen it from a distance and thought it looked strange, when I caught up with it; I discovered it had been turned into an advertising vehicle, with transfer signs plastered all over it. "Is your Mercedes Dead" it said............"We can resurrect it " and it had a Mercedes Grille sitting inside,where the Coffin normally rests. Oh what impeccable taste I thought and then, as I overtook it, I noticed the Driver was on His Mobile Phone.................You know People are just "Fantastic".

[roger_roger_over_and_nowt]

Driving whilst under the influence of alcohol or drugs is illegal you know...........................

[evoman3957]

I swear, I had to do a double take myself and drove the rest of the way Home thinking "Beam Me up Scottie"..................Mind you, maybe I'll pop out an check the Exhaust..........I gather fumes getting into the Car can produce Weird effects. I did have company though and double checked to make sure they'd seen it as well............I could tell they had, because they were shaking their Head in AWE.

[merehazle]

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@evoman3957 wrote:

I promise this is the truth...............I was out and about this afternoon and passed a Big Black Hearse, which was doing about 65 MPH. I had seen it from a distance and thought it looked strange, when I caught up with it; I discovered it had been turned into an advertising vehicle, with transfer signs plastered all over it. "Is your Mercedes Dead" it said............"We can resurrect it " and it had a Mercedes Grille sitting inside,where the Coffin normally rests. Oh what impeccable taste I thought and then, as I overtook it, I noticed the Driver was on His Mobile Phone.................You know People are just "Fantastic".

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Naaaaaaaah..... that was my uncle, on his hearse bike     You been driking AGAIN?!

[merehazle]

Here... hearse bike............

[tommy.irene]