Scouser :smileysad:

[sir_arthur_strebe-grebling]

England captain Steven Gerrard has announced his retirement from international football.

http://www.thefa.com/news/england/2014/jul/steven-gerrard-press-conference-200714

Gerrard said "Ar-ey la, c'm-ed soft-lad ..."

Fans' reaction:

[Anonymous]

hello

Priceless !!!  

[tommy.irene]

Englishman, Irishman and Welshman on a plane when suddenly the GPS breaks...
Irishman gets an idea lets put our hand out the door to feel where we are.. ill go first he said...'France he says', 'how do you know that?'..'just touched the eiffel tower'.. Englishman sticks his hand out and says 'London'...'how do you know that' they replied 'just touched big ben'... Welshman sticks his hand through the door.. 'Liverpool' he says... 'How do you know that?'... My watch is gone!!

[cee-dee]

 

[tommy.irene]

    Newsflash: Thieves broke into the home of a Liverpool fanand stole two books. "The thing that upsets me", he said "is that I hadn't finished colouring them in yet!"

[tommy.irene]

Why wasn't Jesus born in Merseyside?
Because God couldn't find three wise men and a virgin.

[tommy.irene]

Liverpool Airport