Incredibly, some self-appointed "Customer Relations Officer" presented her Telephone Etiquette Standard programme so efficientlly, she conned the company into paying a kings ransom to get nearly fifteen hundred people "educated" in telephone etiquette, culminating in a written test on how to answer a telephone correctly, giving your name, extention number and department before proceeding with their inquiry, and how to put them through to the correct department if you couldnt, by taking written details of their inquirt. Fifteen minutes - at the very most, was dragged out over the course a whole morning. When I pointed this out, my boss shrugged his shoulders and replied: "Freddie, it's not my money, and it's all tax deductable. Don't worry about it." I didn't - after all, with forty-odd years in the same company, I did have a slight advantage!